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  1. @superaquafloc @wheezyy Let's plan this, yo. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. Bahhhhhhh I've slept like 40-something hours this weekend because of a stupid stomach virus and now I'm wide awake. 1:54 AM Dec 21st from TwitterBerry
  3. @wheezyy That's because it doesn't exist. 5:46 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to wheezyy
  4. @superaquafloc Well, I haven't gotten them yet. We'll be a new version of spinsters. Ones that get laid. 5:45 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to superaquafloc
  5. Back to sleepy dream land for me. I think I've only really been awake one out of the five hours I've been off work. 7:01 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  6. I'll seduce them with my shivers and serial killer bed head, while they try to find out if my sweatshirt actually DID, in fact, eat me. 6:57 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  7. Flirting is one of the best things ever invented. Now, let's get this train rolling to its next stop. Mama needs a man. 6:55 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  8. @wheezyy I still think you're crazy. CRAZY TALK! When we hanging out again? 6:51 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to wheezyy
  9. Perhaps it's just exhausttion 6:50 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  10. I feel like I've got the flu again. Uh oooooooooh. 6:49 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  11. Pizza Hut super supreme > Dominos super supreme...though this Sam created thin crust chicken and feta and pepper pizza is damn fine. 4:52 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  12. Boys are coming out of the woodwork...sort of. Good sign for new year? 4:44 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  13. @teganandsara and @steeltrain How are you just gonna skip all over the Carolinas like that? I need to seeeeeee you! 4:19 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  14. @wheezyy Is that English? 4:16 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to wheezyy
  15. Fat Cat accidentally started licking B Cat while she was cleaning herself. They are now on opposite ends of the bed. 2:51 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  16. OMG not #snOMG. I better not die in an icy crash from falling asleep at the wheel on my way home. ONE more hour! 12:52 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  17. @jmuguy I'm pretty sure he's a little black. Also pretty sure he's a little girl. 8:23 AM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  18. Ooooooh what a night. Came home richer and with an original painting by an awesome guy. Yay trades! Girl in glasses for a girl in glasses. 8:55 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  19. @apriltweets It's an art fair that they had in NoDa on the 2nd and 3rd, and again last night and tonight. Just a bunch of artists selling. 8:51 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck in reply to apriltweets
  20. Yeeeeeeaaaahhh. Much better night tonight at All Arts Market! Still freezing but it'll be over soon. 6:47 PM Dec 17th from TwitterBerry