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  1. Bought tampons and got to listen to a story about some women tampon got stuck. Thank you for sharing. oi Vey
  2. @WolfARiffic I am quite comical, thanks for the compliment though that was sweet of you.
  3. @WolfARiffic you're excused
  4. Is not studying for a test. Maybe I will study the day before. Good plan considering test is Friday. Off to go have fun.
  5. If the guy in the alley cranks the throttle one more time, I'm going to kick him. This is day two of him doing this. Learn how to ride t ...
  6. Twelve hours of sleep makes me feel like a zombie. FML
  7. Crazy night at the gay bar. Oi Vey sister dodging her new friend,
  8. At the gay bar hitting are drink on. Sis is getting hit on by the ladies. Hells yeah. Free shots!
  9. About to get my drink on and watch people fight each other. Ah yeahs.
  10. @WolfARiffic love you!
  11. @WolfARiffic ugh?
  12. @WolfARiffic seems like years away at this point.
  13. Let me know when it's the weekend! @WolfARiffic i love you koi
  14. Has to spend most of her day at the Hospital. FTL..Poor dad. Least I will get a lot of reading done.
  15. When did the Appalachian Trail lead all the way to Argentina? Oh wait that's right it doesn't. Someone needs to tell better lies. Gov SC FTL
  16. @cHello2k9 that vid cracks me up, i will be burning right along with you.
  17. Twitter is over loaded over MJ, Pass out the candy and the jesus juice cause it safe for the kiddies to go back to Neverland.
  18. @Smilesx Do not forget as a refreshment they need to hand out the "Jesus Juice"
  19. Wtf is going on with MJ, Is he dead or what? Or did he stage this for rating. Dun dun dun. Can someone confirm something already. Jeez
  20. I found a group of people who deserve a darwin award. Swimming in a severe storm. Sheer brilliance.