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  1. Turkey tacos+my house being almost finished+surprises from my fiance+my best friend flying in tomorrow+no school for a month=merry xmas
  2. Fuck driving to AC in this weather! Snow day for me!
  3. Maybe I'll write a story about it.
  4. Really disturbing dream I just had. Woman on sightseeing expedition gets murdered by way of shark attack. I'll spare you the details.
  5. leaky pipe, no water, me covered in paint, awesome.
  6. http://twitpic.com/tpudg - gidget dressed as santa
  7. last night i was up till 5... tonight looks like another late one. FML.
  8. 1 more final tomorrow morning!
  9. Just went to Lowe's and got paint for the bathroom and office, a new showerhead, and a huge plastic bucket for Blondie's poop.
  10. Can't get focused.
  11. "Your heart sucks, and you crush your wife during sex."
  12. Open my heart and let it bleed on yours.
  13. @billwolff good to know. thanks!
  14. Haven't tweeted in a while. Life is good. House is coming along nicely. Can't wait for winter break to really make it a home.
  15. Got an A on Tweedie's paper and Tweedie's module! That just gave me the morale boost I needed to get through the next week and a day.
  16. @xomanda7ox and it did kill me btw. i am actually now a zombie, as you will see at 3:15.
  17. @xomanda7ox the actual paper, i'm guessing.
  18. walking through the isles of the library is my equivalent of walking through the wardrobe into naria.
  19. Gidget is snoring away in her new spot on the back of the couch. Dan is snoring away upstairs. I'm sitting at our kitchen table, content.
  20. hey comcast, thanks for... oh, gofuckyourself. no internet or tv till friday. perhaps this will ignite the homework flame under my ass.