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and today i used that dollar for two bags of 1.5 oz cheet-itz. very liberating /glee2:51 PM Mar 26th from web
...i hate being greeted with a cheery 'morning!' when im still waking up.... damn you all.8:43 AM Mar 10th from web
@mostlyhuman man... today is such a sneaky bastard... do you know he still owes me money?!1:09 PM Mar 5th from web in reply to mostlyhuman
for robyn: http://www.chainsawsuit.com...1:09 PM Mar 5th from web
note to self: replace foot with new foot. a titanium foot. bigger. faster. stronger.9:45 AM Feb 20th from web
my back hurts... stop snickering, you juveniles!9:25 AM Feb 20th from web
...and i says to Maybelle, i says.... i'll finish this later...12:23 PM Feb 19th from web
...i better have the laziest weekend ever. EVER!!!10:19 AM Feb 19th from web
it is amazing to me the lengths taken here to exclude someone else. ......wow.8:33 AM Feb 19th from web
so much for no child left behind... http://flickr.com/photos/mi...9:11 AM Feb 18th from web
for robyn: http://eddirt.frozenreality...9:10 AM Feb 17th from web
dumb: http://tinyurl.com/cs2q9v's_cell_phone_number2:40 PM Feb 15th from web
/sigh you would think people would learn lessons.... but he's still the same... people are dumb.8:11 AM Feb 13th from web
...i'm feeling kinda grouchy... but I know i'm not gonna snap at anyone.... i think i just want to pick on people today.8:01 AM Feb 13th from web
@vivalamusica ...let's just say you should use a different cube today. /evil laughter7:34 AM Feb 13th from web in reply to vivalamusica
...no one else is at work.... the cheese stands alone.... i am TOTALLY gonna fart in everyone's cube!5:10 PM Feb 12th from web
omg.... is it seriously ONLY 4 fucking o'clock?!3:08 PM Feb 12th from web
god damn it, coffee! i want to drink you, but you're too damn hot! ..do you think you're better me?! fuck you, coffee. fuck you in the ear.9:41 AM Feb 12th from web
water in styrofoam cup in car resting on top of old cigarette butts over night tastes really gross. ......so she learned....9:39 AM Feb 12th from web
@mostlyhuman can you present that award to his face.... with GREAT force? :D10:36 AM Feb 11th from web in reply to mostlyhuman