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  1. I like when Lady Gaga screams 'I just want ramens' in her new song. There needs to be more songs about noodles.
  2. Run cold. Turn. Cold, burn - like a healing hand.
  3. While @tranquilmammoth lists his favorite songs for 91x radio just know all of mine are found together on @danandhunter's holiday ep! Buy it
  4. Whom should I trust for softer sheets, Linens 'N Shit, or Bed Bath and Beyonce?
  5. 2 hours sleep, Ministry and decaf. They go around looking younger for a few days, then they need more.
  6. AFI at the Gibson. @tranquilmammoth is crushing velvet.
  7. if you're sick, try echinacea. it's like euthanasia, without the controversy.
  8. @ladolcetati <3
  9. @TranquilMammoth watts happening?
  10. @stacyfratelli your kiss is on my list.
  11. @mikeygalt oo, I like it. Maybe it can double feature with my Jewish suspense thriller, 'Jewdunnit.'
  12. @madammustache I know what you mean. when your heart throws up, do you get a aching heart-on?
  13. My heart is full with @emptyslogans. And probably crepes.
  14. If the night falls, I hope it can get back up.
  15. I would like to joke that secrets come from the sea, but I need no ocean to drown under all of mine. Sync and swallow, I still can't swim.
  16. i pray (and prey) for the day my holiday metal band, Sleigher, can open for @danandhunter! until then, hear it here! http://bit.ly/7pkyPQ !
  17. 'When it comes to sheer volume of genitals, dude on dude lap dance is as good as it gets.' -Hunter Burgan (@tranquilmammoth)
  18. swingers with @tranquilmammoth. @emptyslogans is the apple of my pie.
  19. 'Jingle Hells' will be my first hit single for my exclusive holiday metal band, Sleigher.
  20. Illinois inmates sue for serious health complications from years of being served 3 soy-derived meals a day. http://tinyurl.com/ybvjdwy