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  1. http://twitpic.com/oui8f - condiment man!
  2. confused kitties! http://bit.ly/A27TE
  3. @3amGraham patton oswalt imagines it for you: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/8rw
  4. @PyroDrake upon second reading, i believe i meant 'robotic overlords' to be 'seasonal spike etc'. not merely 'robotic'. oops.
  5. @PyroDrake true, and you'd think i'd be used to them. but no - these overlords are despotic tyrants + i am but a mere slave to their will.
  6. of course, by 'robotic', i mean 'seasonal spike in depression and crazy-chick syndrome', and by 'welcome', i mean 'abhor and loathe'.
  7. i, for one, welcome my new robotic overlords.
  8. RT @AndeeD: None of the GOP have ever really been sick or they would know that the ins cos stand b/t patient and doctor ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME
  9. so bored so bored so bored so bored so bored.
  10. turkish variety show rips off colbert report set: http://www.nofactzone.net/?...
  11. @pyrodrake http://twitpic.com/ogv34 - you are borg. you have been assimilated. resistance is futile.
  12. good thing i conned brian into driving me to work today - city buses don't have toilets + i spent the last 20 minutes on mine. #tmifriday
  13. @Meg_in_3D all hail pustulio!!
  14. @moerukun i hope 'killing it' is a positive thing, because i love redheads.
  15. @sekaijuu so true. getting rid of guns certainly won't end violence, but it'll take a lot more out of a person to kill a person.
  16. agreed. RT @sekaijuu: Seriously, we need to invest in more railroads and other mass transit options. Expanded service hours too, etc.
  17. damn it, y'all, stop shooting people who don't deserve it. aim for the true fuckheads - hear there's a bunch on wall street...
  18. @Meg_in_3D even icier mouth? wintergreen altoids and cold water. mintily arctic!
  19. no, self, you do not want more food.
  20. colbert + gore = great 'formidable opponent', or greatest 'formidable opponent'? http://is.gd/4O7Nx