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  1. also, it's time for a new cell phone. charged it all last night, kept it on power save setting all day, it died around 6 pm. not cool, dude. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. survived dual shifts on black friday. now to do it all over again tomorrow... about 9 hours ago from web
  3. must. have. now! RT @PaulRieckhoff: http://twitpic.com/qz1bk - There is now Monty Python Holy Grail Ale."Tempered over burning witches".Wow. 10:02 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. hah - just did this at work tonight! RT @ Meg_in_3D: Piece of paper towel+ tape = bandaid. #macguyver 7:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. agreed! RT @medi_kate: someone needs to make a choose ur own adventure twitter 7:25 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. @WstAfrican i've been working, m'love! the few times i have a chance to check twitter, i can't be arsed to read 23597234934523 tweets! 7:24 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to WstAfrican
  7. my body + social life will hate me, but my wallet + ability to buy a car will love me for this. and the 2nd job's just seasonal. i'll live. 7:23 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. well - a day off isn't a day off unless it's a day off from all jobs, damn it. 7:23 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. scored myself a second job: seasonal mall concierge. i will now be living at the milford mall, working 12-16 hour days between both my jobs. 7:22 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. thought of the best halloween costume ever - shame it's 11 months away. 9:08 AM Nov 25th from txt
  11. i want your loving and i want your revenge. you and me could write a bad romance. 8:42 PM Nov 24th from txt
  12. RT @transnihilist: My rule is only tweet when I have something really dumb to say. Isn't that the point of twitter? 3:55 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. i was infinitely more motivated before i ate lunch. now i feel like not doing a damned thing. 1:58 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ... 11:42 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. @Meg_in_3D that last tweet was re: bananas, not glenn beck mockery. 7:56 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Meg_in_3D
  16. @Meg_in_3D hurf durf. shame one can't give stars for punniness. well, one possibly can, but i choose not to. 7:55 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Meg_in_3D
  17. RT @Meg_in_3D: RT: @DoogieHowser_MD: I think you need an altitude adjustment. Come down off your high horse. 7:52 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. RT @Meg_in_3D: RT @miss_mariss @Meg_in_3D If Sarah Palin runs for presidency & actually wins THAT will be the reason for the end of the ... 12:46 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. RT @TheDelicateFlwr: The NEXT person to even MENTION the phrase CHRISTMAS MUSIC gets their halls DECKED and splinters are gonna FLY. Bah ... 12:46 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. RT @wei_wu_wei: mmmm coffee tastes even better when you have the day off... 9:43 AM Nov 23rd from web
  • Name sailor midori
  • Location ansonia, ct
  • Web http://www.slacke...
  • Bio tomboy pin-up. grammar nazi math geek. adorer of caffeine, music, and tarantino. hot, smart, and insane. have stairs in my house. fucking awesome.
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