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  1. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES 7:25 PM Nov 30th from web
  2. @sloganeerist If you're not really doin' the robot but doing the robot, you should just shut up. We hang on your every word. 6:08 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to sloganeerist
  3. @marleymarley Oh hi, marley. Are you still in this closet? 4:01 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to marleymarley
  4. Little girl, bitch is thy future. 3:59 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. facebook thinks I'm out drinking with friends but I'm really drinking alone in this closet sitting on a flip flop. facebook's so pathetic. 3:57 PM Nov 28th from web
  6. @marleymarley At least you're hurtling with pert breasts so shut up 6:47 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to marleymarley
  7. @marleymarley It's friends like you with heartfelt sentiments like that that make my aging process all the more worthwhile. God bless you. 6:43 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to marleymarley
  8. @Zaius13 Thank you for the wonderful simultaneous Jimi Hendrix bday. I love it and it looks great on me, too! You're a neat-o friend. 5:56 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Zaius13
  9. I didn't write you a letter. I didn't sit on your lap. How is your beard growing on my face, you awful jolly evil elf? 8:27 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. Few things are as shocking as catching your reflection in a window and discovering you are dressed as the set of Blues Clues. 9:28 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. I know Brokeback Mountain. Without the mountain. Or the forbidden cowboy love. My back hurts. 7:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. I'm thinking about going rogue, too. No. No. Wait. I'm thinking about wearing rouge. 8:30 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. I was pushing the door open for him but then I remembered he had never pushed a baby out of his vagina for me. So I stabbed him. 8:41 AM Sep 30th from web
  14. MY beans always burn on the grill. 12:40 PM Sep 29th from web
  15. OBESITY EPIDEMIC? You mean I caught this shit? 9:19 AM Sep 23rd from web
  16. I accidentally sang along to Nickelback twice yesterday. And then I killed myself. 7:10 AM Sep 23rd from web
  17. About that beer lube, you probably want to stay away from the microbrewery ladies. 7:02 AM Sep 23rd from web
  18. W.C. Fields is making a comeback through the freakishly disfiguring pimples on my nose. 6:32 AM Sep 23rd from web
  19. My response to stress is not fight or flight it's drink coffee and poop. 5:35 AM Sep 17th from web
  20. oooo Trending Topics is the new facebook's 25 Things and something else I have to pretend I've never been associated with. 7:32 PM Sep 16th from web
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