sagetyrtle
1 billion people on the web, and the lady with the "grandkitty" found the bit where I mocked her? Her spies must be EVERYWHERE. Hee hee.
| sagetyrtle Video by a little girl. We won't have any oil by the time she grows up, but her generation is going to be AWESOME. http://tinyurl.com/5k3sh9 |
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| sagetyrtle @princesszyrtec and I are moving to Finland together to live in an ice castle. I shall write you again when we settle in. |
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| sagetyrtle @ldpodcast If Spielberg filmed your death by Great White Shark, it would shoot to the top of the Youtube most-viewed list. |
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| sagetyrtle @markblevis Yeah, I am TOTALLY working on Red Butte. It just LOOKS like Bacon 2. (Also: little known fact, gas for bicycles is $0/L.) |
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| sagetyrtle At the bus stop, staring at a "Meet Dave" poster. Nine year old says, in disgust, "That movie looks like it has a LOT of fart jokes, Mama." |
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| sagetyrtle Yes, but @danielerossi - the eavesdropping possibilities in your car are DISMAL. "I overheard myself clicking the left turn signal..." |
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| sagetyrtle See, civics class in public school would never include watching a kind, gentle bicycle activist get arrested. Homeschooling is AWESOME. |
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| sagetyrtle @cleversimon Oh, my evil stepmother could trounce the internet ANY fucking day. |
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| sagetyrtle So, um, if you watch Cloverfield (with snarky commentary by Rifftrax) in a big city in the dark, a moth hitting your window is VERY SCARY. |
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| sagetyrtle Looking frantically for a Greasemonkey script that will filter out every Twitter reference to the word "iPhone". |
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| sagetyrtle Ha. People know better than to send me flowers. I would laugh, and laugh, and then I would write a REALLY NASTY non-thank you letter. |
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| sagetyrtle @emilybrianna, I know *I* do. Without my favourite lesbian I would never have been born. (Alternately: I'd have been born to a Republican.) |
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| sagetyrtle 2am: the cat hooked a claw through my eyebrow ring and pulled. Apparently she's unaware I call her Cat Hag Stinking Of Death AFFECTIONATELY. |
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| sagetyrtle That green cruiser? I'd still be on Queen, trying to figure out which one was mine. At least no one else owns a hideous pink girl's bike. |
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| sagetyrtle I mean, I find a LOT of things mysterious about geocentrism. But in particular: DO THEY NOT BELIEVE IN SPACESHIPS? I mean, FOR GOD'S SAKE. |
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| sagetyrtle Riding the bus, wondering WHOSE FUCKING PHONE KEEPS RINGING. |
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| sagetyrtle @rossmcf - you THINK you've replaced TextWrangler. It's not so easy, my friend. I tried breaking up with Textpad. It was an utter failure. |
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| sagetyrtle Go ahead, compare my hatred of Linux to the AOL users of 1997. But ending with a winky smiley face totally destroys YOUR geek credibility. |
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| sagetyrtle @gordonshumway My kid threw his stuffed bunny into a tree. A passing firetruck stopped, GOT IT DOWN. No lie. Toronto firefighters are bored. |
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