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Giggle and Grin: My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.4:56 AM Jun 7thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: A lawyer and your mother-in-law are drowning. You can only save one of them. Would you go watch TV or just have a drink?7:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.6:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: Heaven won’t have me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.5:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.4:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.3:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: He ended the job as he began it: fired with enthusiasm.2:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.1:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.12:56 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.11:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: Celibacy is not hereditary.10:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: How’s your wife and my kids?9:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: Schizophrenia beats dining alone.8:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.7:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: If you have a difficult task, give it to someone lazy … that person will find an easier way to do it.6:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Giggle and Grin: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.5:56 AM Jun 6thfrom web
