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  1. @Rhoulette What? How can you possibly not love The Wire? What's the mystery decision you don't like? Also, can I fit in more question marks?
  2. Waiting for The Decemberists to come on in Portland. My Megadeth shirt, black fingernail polish & corpse paint feel out of place.
  3. @Porkfry No, it's just that character death cuts down on the amount of time I spend driving construction trucks through buildings.
  4. @MrBalls Wait, what do I have to do with this?
  5. I'm trying to figure out if playing Red Faction: Guerrilla on Casual to maximize the wanton, crazed destruction would be an at of cowardice.
  6. @fatoldjerk Happy Birthday, hermano!
  7. @carolinecharlie It was a (perhaps overly optimistic) attempt to clean out the alcohols in the cabinet I never drink.
  8. I just refolded all my towels for maximum efficiency. I've also decided Rumple Minze is a terrible summer liquor. These items are unrelated.
  9. When it feels like I'm banging my head on a wall and getting nowhere, the first question I ask is whether or not I'm banging it hard enough.
  10. Just got a press release saying Bookworm Adventures 2 is launching for PC/Mac on July 30. HELLS. YES. (A low-scoring phrase, mind you.)
  11. @BogoSort I hadn't even heard of this movie until an hour before I saw it, so the hype missed me. It was only playing at one movie theater!
  12. @saynoir Egyptian on Capitol Hill. Its proximity to the Elysian was bent to my fortune.
  13. The Hurt Locker is a truly epic war film. I have no idea how they managed to film it. Go see it!
  14. The URL says it all: http://www.eternalmoonwalk....
  15. @doulweapons The usual. Long lines for food, short lines for beer. Inflatable "amusements" & manager vs. intern tug -of-war. Bing frisbees.
  16. @silverage I'm no company spokesman, but for starters I think everyone is surprised it performs on par with Google. That's a good step.
  17. At the Bing launch party. Corporate whoredom has its ocasional perks.
  18. @kersypants Closer inspection of the packing invoice revealed that this was merely an early birthday present & not evidence of Missing Time.
  19. A mystery! I've received a t-shirt in the mail that I have no recollection of ordering. Nice enough shirt, though. http://tinyurl.com/l3nncv
  20. The Penn & Teller "Bullshit!" episode on video game violence is interesting, if not somewhat common sense. http://tinyurl.com/ku2tkc