safetymonkey
- @Rhoulette What? How can you possibly not love The Wire? What's the mystery decision you don't like? Also, can I fit in more question marks?about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Rhoulette
- Waiting for The Decemberists to come on in Portland. My Megadeth shirt, black fingernail polish & corpse paint feel out of place.7:35 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie
- @Porkfry No, it's just that character death cuts down on the amount of time I spend driving construction trucks through buildings.4:22 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to Porkfry
- @MrBalls Wait, what do I have to do with this?4:11 PM Jul 16th from web
- I'm trying to figure out if playing Red Faction: Guerrilla on Casual to maximize the wanton, crazed destruction would be an at of cowardice.4:09 PM Jul 16th from web
- @fatoldjerk Happy Birthday, hermano!10:33 AM Jul 16th from web
- @carolinecharlie It was a (perhaps overly optimistic) attempt to clean out the alcohols in the cabinet I never drink.1:42 AM Jul 16th from web
- I just refolded all my towels for maximum efficiency. I've also decided Rumple Minze is a terrible summer liquor. These items are unrelated.9:54 PM Jul 15th from web
- When it feels like I'm banging my head on a wall and getting nowhere, the first question I ask is whether or not I'm banging it hard enough.11:47 AM Jul 15th from web
- Just got a press release saying Bookworm Adventures 2 is launching for PC/Mac on July 30. HELLS. YES. (A low-scoring phrase, mind you.)8:26 AM Jul 15th from web
- @BogoSort I hadn't even heard of this movie until an hour before I saw it, so the hype missed me. It was only playing at one movie theater!8:09 AM Jul 15th from web
- @saynoir Egyptian on Capitol Hill. Its proximity to the Elysian was bent to my fortune.10:14 PM Jul 14th from web
- The Hurt Locker is a truly epic war film. I have no idea how they managed to film it. Go see it!9:53 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- The URL says it all: http://www.eternalmoonwalk....5:07 PM Jul 14th from web
- @doulweapons The usual. Long lines for food, short lines for beer. Inflatable "amusements" & manager vs. intern tug -of-war. Bing frisbees.1:54 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to doulweapons
- @silverage I'm no company spokesman, but for starters I think everyone is surprised it performs on par with Google. That's a good step.1:19 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to silverage
- At the Bing launch party. Corporate whoredom has its ocasional perks.12:51 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- @kersypants Closer inspection of the packing invoice revealed that this was merely an early birthday present & not evidence of Missing Time.6:35 PM Jul 13th from web
- A mystery! I've received a t-shirt in the mail that I have no recollection of ordering. Nice enough shirt, though. http://tinyurl.com/l3nncv4:48 PM Jul 13th from web
- The Penn & Teller "Bullshit!" episode on video game violence is interesting, if not somewhat common sense. http://tinyurl.com/ku2tkc11:06 AM Jul 13th from web
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- Name Safety Monkey
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://twistedmon...
- Bio She took one last gulp of his soft city condescension and blasted off from his little launch pad to parts west.
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