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  1. I've decided to sell my motorcycle. All proceeds will go toward beginning my new hobby: Van customizing. http://bit.ly/4H2q0t
  2. Slightly shocked at how productive my morning was. Then just realized my RSS reader wasn't open.
  3. @Potato_Chip I wish. I'd be my own hero. And an epic shyster. http://bit.ly/1yosFX #aolol
  4. @QuiteSwimmingly Yeah, I've been joining & canceling AOL every month for 12 yrs. Every 5th week I don't have internet, but free is cheap!
  5. @QuiteSwimmingly I hear they're cutting your free hours down to 6000 during your first month of service.
  6. @PeskyFly Did he laugh at you and say, "that's just the way it is"?
  7. @loudersoft and @PeskyFly I once met Bruce Hornsby's dad at a tennis tournament.
  8. I heard Iverson left to go play for UK.
  9. @moodyboy If only wishing made it so.
  10. Showing up to work before 8:30 on a Mon makes one susceptible to overhearing obnoxious war stories of parking at the Ole Miss game.
  11. Jeremy Enigk & Phil Collins are basically the same thing; accept my mom doesn't have any Jeremy Enigk posters. And Enigk requires a jacket.
  12. If yer band's last.fm bio starts, "___ is a Brooklyn-based rock band..." and the photo features more than one moustache, I already hate you.
  13. @frnkndzn Em and en dashes and quotes http://bit.ly/2D1pNk
  14. Today begins my new personal rule to use proper html for curly quotes instead of just substituting with ' or ".
  15. @janeshepard Is that really in the spirit of volunteerism?
  16. @janeshepard You can feed my dog while I'm out of town.
  17. Cleaning out the iTunes library just involved deleting Chinese Democracy. I'm gonna drink a Dr. Pepper with lunch today.
  18. @onehalfamazing, Google gives away free wifi at airports and you don't mention it on twitter? You're slipping man. http://bit.ly/4zHMIh
  19. This fetus totally looks like Emperor Palpatine. http://bit.ly/2v7Oie
  20. My last two visits to Nashville have now resulted in trips to the Gold Rush.#doingitwrong