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  1. I'm a bit ashamed that this is my first breakfast and Wimbledon finals in over 10 years.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Hot dog eating championships in HD on ESPN right now!10:18 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  3. All of these "Out of Office" automated responses I'm getting this morning is like music to my inbox.7:26 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  4. A beautiful and sad reaction to MJ's death... Lisa Marie's blog post. http://bit.ly/VGqag (via @MemphisFlyer)2:02 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
  5. @thepinkpalace well if no one else will say it, dwindle.7:55 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to thepinkpalace
  6. @thepinkpalace dwell and dwarf7:36 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to thepinkpalace
  7. I bet I could soundtrack the Saved by the Bell wedding episode with M Ward's Hold Time, and you'd think it was a Cameron Crowe joint.12:59 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  8. Just had to outswim a shark. No joke, people screaming at us to get out. Beat it by about 10 ft.9:32 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  9. Best bike ride ever. http://yfrog.com/0kcgpj11:57 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
  10. @tekaytalks Tekay angry! Tekay smash!9:17 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie in reply to tekaytalks
  11. I like the radioheads. #squarespace6:13 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  12. Just installed skype and have no idea why or what it's for. Does this mean I've jumped the shark?1:03 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  13. excited about iPhone OS 3, but now that it's installed, I realize there's nothing fun that I can do with it.11:32 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  14. Getting ready to do some crazy copy and pasting with my phone. It's going to be just like when I discovered CTRL+C on my Acer back in '96.10:37 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  15. RT @el_daviddo if i win an iPhone i'll donate the old one to world peace. or my mom. ooh, i'll give it to dad for father's day! #Squarespace9:50 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  16. well crap, i guess i have to keep this up. #squarespace2:17 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  17. Dear Mr. Pride, saying you can clean my car top to bottom in 50min is awesome... Except that it's been almost 2hrs so far.11:47 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  18. RT @sloganeerist: We haven't had power since early Friday evening. I'm listening... Read More: http://is.gd/12xIT8:00 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  19. Man, I keep forgetting to enter. #squarespace2:50 PM Jun 14th from Tweetie
  20. 31:41 bitches! #gibson5k8:15 PM Jun 13th from Tweetie