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Alternatively, don't buy RATM's or Joe's single. Go buy something good by a struggling artist that won't be Xmas no.1.
11:42 AM Dec 15th
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I assume most people already have the album, so don't need the single. It's consumerism gone mad on acid 2.0.
11:39 AM Dec 15th
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Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me (Unless you're someone on Facebook telling me to buy a song to prove a silly point)
11:38 AM Dec 15th
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Last night I compiled a list of 500 brilliant puns. Sadly none of them had any context, so it was just a list of useless words.
6:05 AM Dec 14th
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Just remember that no matter who wins the X-Factor tonight there are no real winners.
8:56 AM Dec 13th
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Tell my kids I'm sorry they never existed.
8:29 AM Dec 13th
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I've been in bed for 3 days with a fever. During my delerium I thought I was black. Sadly I'm paler than ever.
8:29 AM Dec 13th
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@ Seriously, Fly Me To The Moon Already. It's Nearly 2010 And I Was Promised A Better Future. Feat. Jay-Z
8:12 AM Dec 13th
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My twitter automatically updates my facebook status & my facebook status updates my twitter. I've created life.
7:43 AM Dec 8th
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BREAKING NEWS: Man who can't grow moustache wins moustache growing competition. Fans call for tougher tests.
7:39 AM Dec 8th
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Kit Kat Senses are a poor man's Kinder Bueno. Yet they cost more! What an age we live in.
8:55 AM Dec 7th
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A few nights ago I awoke with the words Anthea Turner & Antenna Tuner swirling around my head like a bee in a basin.
11:24 AM Dec 6th
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@ I decided that no good will come of anything I do, so it's best to give up. I'll just become a motivational speaker instead.
11:09 AM Dec 6th
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Ironically, the man who invented the chocolate teapot is incredibly rich.
10:39 AM Dec 6th
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I'm not one for wild claims, but tomorrow I will solve the world's greatest mystery. I just need to know what it is first.
4:51 PM Dec 1st
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Yesterday I visited the home of @ He stacks his books in reverse, so you cant see the spine. Too post-modern for my tastes.
10:53 AM Nov 30th
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The day before he died, Jesus took out a massive loan and named his father as next of kin. Never sacrifice your only son.
9:15 AM Nov 30th
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One day his terrible vision will come true.
7:43 AM Nov 30th
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People don't seem to realise that Orwell intended Animal Farm to be seen as completely literal and as a sequel to 1984.
7:42 AM Nov 30th
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@ And I did it whilst living by the sea, where horses roamed free and without the dark clouds of London to help.
11:35 AM Nov 29th
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- Name Anthony Morcom
- Location 3rd Worst Planet From The Sun
- Web http://www.batter...
- Bio Definitely not behind any terrorist bombings. Wink Wink. I mean no winks.
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