sadbearhandbook
- I don't think I'll ever be HD ready.about 18 hours ago from web
- Why would anyone want to pay to see fireworks when you can just watch them for free on Youtube?9:34 AM Nov 5th from web
- I've developed a medical condition where it feels like there's always a hair in my mouth. Then when I check inside my mouth I find a hair.4:33 AM Nov 4th from web
- This headline made me think something else: 4:28 AM Nov 4th from web
- @ at any point did you see him naked? Did you know he's a never nude?4:14 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to themanwhofell
- @ Pnineapple?8:10 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to themanwhofell
- Fox have just emailed me to confirm that I haven't been renewed for a second season. My life will be terminated.5:52 AM Nov 3rd from web
- Halloween - the only day of the year you're allowed to kill someone and say it was just a bit of halloween fun.3:10 PM Oct 31st from txt
- Never ask a girl to wax your back on a first date.11:20 AM Oct 31st from txt
- For the love of God, won't somebody follow @ He has just one week to live and it's been his dream to be followed by strangers.5:34 AM Oct 30th from web
- At midnight I will go to Tesco and buy Football Manager 2010. The next few months will be a sad time.11:47 AM Oct 29th from web
- In my FlashForward I saw myself on the Moon, beating Ringo Starr to death with a hammer, but I've never even met the guy.5:52 AM Oct 29th from web
- @ You left an A in there, which was enough to satisfy my sick neeeeeeeds.5:33 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to calumharvie
- I like stories with lots of vowels, because they sound like sex noises and I'm a pervert.5:20 AM Oct 29th from web
- @ It was a custard slice. Not a day goes by where I don't think of it.9:08 AM Oct 28th from web in reply to dannyid
- In 2001 a girl knocked a cake out of my hand and accused me of raping her friend. I quickly proved my innocence, but the cake was long gone.8:25 AM Oct 28th from web
- RT @ I thought I knew a man with stomach muscles like piano keys, but I realised it was just the ab synth playing tricks on me.5:30 AM Oct 28th from web
- I want Angelina Jolie's babies. Not because I'm attracted to her. I just think they'd fetch a decent ransom price.9:21 AM Oct 27th from web
- RT @ Two wolf suits for halloween: 6:28 AM Oct 26th from web
- Stop the hysteria. Let's just give Britain to the BNP then go start a new country in the sky with flying cars and lasers.5:49 AM Oct 23rd from web
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- Name Anthony Morcom
- Location 3rd Worst Planet From The Sun
- Web http://www.batter...
- Bio Definitely not behind any terrorist bombings. Wink Wink. I mean no winks.
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