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When Cheryl started a sentence 'It's actually...' it sounded like 'Sexually.'
about 2 hours ago
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They clap if Jo successfully completes a sentence.
about 2 hours ago
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After a bang on the head I woke up as a chicken curry. Am I mad, or in a korma?
about 3 hours ago
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5 star hotel.' The Guardian. In case you hadn't guessed.
about 8 hours ago
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'The amount of money that some parents want to spend on their child's nativity costume would enable baby Jesus to ... check into a 5 sta ...
about 8 hours ago
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There as no unadorned shelf or wall in this cottage; nothing knowingly unornamented. I need my blank canvas home back
11:08 AM Dec 4th
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'Speech is my hammer, bang the world into shape.' thought for the day from Mos Def.
12:20 AM Dec 4th
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'en't day = 'at the end of the day' here
1:14 PM Dec 3rd
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Tonight's pub is 10 times further away - 500 metres
11:02 AM Dec 3rd
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I am, apparently, a different nuance of pedantry
7:45 AM Dec 3rd
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The Good Pub Guide should say if pubs have cats. Achoo.
12:17 AM Dec 3rd
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Came third in the pub quiz. No disgrace. We were the smallest team.
3:10 PM Dec 2nd
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Three day break in Derbyshire. Eat, drink, sleep and read - the four horsemen of relaxation.
7:33 AM Dec 2nd
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Three days to read, breathe and reconnect with my inner thingy.
12:05 AM Dec 2nd
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If I send the fixed penalty notice back after 23 days I'll only ever have 3 points on my licence. Shouldn't be pleasing but somehow it is.
3:10 PM Dec 1st
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Our church supports 27 different missions or people. Is this a record?
12:43 PM Dec 1st
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PCC meeting almost started on time
11:53 AM Dec 1st
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Tescos finest all day breakfast sandwich. It ought to work but it's just wrong.
10:10 AM Dec 1st
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Doctor: 'It's nothing serious. We'll remove it if it gets big.'
'What is big?'
'Unsightly.'
Surely that's all of me needing removal.
5:45 AM Dec 1st
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'To day-dream properly takes immeasurable amounts of imaginary time.' - Dan Reed Network
11:49 PM Nov 30th
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