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  1. Hurrrrrrting.
  2. Dora the Explorer cereaaaaal, oh how I love you and your sugary goodness. :D
  3. Can't sleep. Snipers will shoot me.
  4. Oh, you mean my ass isn't attached to this chair? I won't be shot by snipers if my eyes move from this screen? Well, if you insist...
  5. Headlines: 'Roid rage on stage at show; Host dead in shocking display; Monstrous strength on television; Green with envy? Try Viagra!
  6. Stands. "Aaaagh- fuck this!" Stomps, grunts. Screaming. "Hulk angry! Hulk smash!?" Crowd flees. Stage destroyed. Talk show host dead.
  7. "So, it's not very natural to be green, is it? Not very human-like. Strange. Are you human? How's that for your wife, your relationship?"
  8. "..."
  9. "Good."
  10. "Okay. I understand. Okay."
  11. "It's not."
  12. "But it's understandable if that's the case."
  13. "Now, look here- My wife is perfectly satisfied! My marriage is fine! My bedroom life is of no concern, so-"
  14. "Women sometimes find pleasure in size. It would be perfectly understandable if your wife was... Steroids are known for that. No big deal."
  15. "That's not the issue."
  16. "Oh well it'd be understandable -if that were the case I mean. Steroids have proven to do that kind of thing.Issues with size are common..."
  17. "Theres absolutely nothing wrong with my sexual performance. Newspapers lie you know. All the time. There's nothing wrong with my marriage."
  18. "No, no. Of course not. Just, these news headlines - and records have been made about enhancement purchases you've made, so-"
  19. "My marriage is perfectly fine.Now, tell me again, what's the problem with green? Is there-are you insinuating something about my marriage?"
  20. "Things with the wife okay? News seemed to be that you were having problems."