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  1. Sarah Palin excitedly announces new plan to teach debate, history, and geography at local community college.7:47 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  2. TLC officially changes name of show to "Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus 1."10:48 AM Jun 24th from Twitterrific
  3. Obama deems Brazillian wax "unAmerican."8:46 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
  4. Five-year-old girl pleads guilty in shaken American Girl Doll case.4:39 PM Jun 4th from Twitterrific
  5. @kohtz I don't believe in too soon. Besides, I heard this whole thing was part of some new J. J. Abrams reality series anyway.9:05 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to kohtz
  6. Autopsy reveals that last Titanic survivor choked on iceberg lettuce.8:24 AM Jun 1st from web
  7. Despite 228 missing passengers, people are calling disappearing Air France jet "Copperfield's best trick since Statue of Liberty."7:12 AM Jun 1st from web
  8. North Korea still really acting like a girl about South Korea.10:32 AM May 27th from Twitterrific
  9. President Obama schedules fundraising trip to Las Vegas after catching episode of "Breaking Vegas" on History Channel.10:34 AM May 22nd from Twitterrific
  10. Judaism's first black female rabbi awkwardly tries to break the ice with semi-racist joke about jewish women.5:03 PM May 21st from Twitterrific
  11. Top 10 baby names for 2009 still not including "Archibald."9:58 AM May 19th from Twitterrific
  12. "Chocolate Candy" was actually Jenny Craig's second favorite horse name. Behind "Kirstie Alley."9:10 PM May 2nd from Twitterrific
  13. Report public urination: 1-800-555-ICUP.7:52 AM Apr 26th from Twitterrific
  14. Professional Golfers' Association in desperate need of more players with animal nicknames.1:51 PM Apr 10th from Twitterrific
  15. Hillary Clinton arguing that she would have at least made a better President than "that pansy ass" on 24.9:23 AM Apr 8th from Twitterrific
  16. Inspired by states legalizing gay marriage, Virginia considers repealing law against tickling.10:00 AM Apr 7th from Twitterrific
  17. Soaring jobless rate provides tons of new friends for people who drink during the day.12:58 PM Apr 3rd from Twitterrific
  18. Things I don't recommend #2: Shaving on the same Saturday morning that they test the tornado sirens.3:18 PM Apr 2nd from Twitterrific
  19. Untimely Taliban threat against United States ranks third on best April Fools Day jokes of 2009 list.10:19 AM Apr 1st from web
  20. Giant egg falls off wall; ruins Easter for all of king's horses and all of king's men.1:40 PM Mar 31st from Twitterrific
  • Name The Ryler Society
  • Location Portland, OR
  • Web http://rylersocie...
  • Bio Committed to the betterment of hilarity.
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