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  1. RT @tweetmeme Harry Potter Fans Plot #Dumbledore Twitter Takeover http://bit.ly/13Gon0
  2. http://twitpic.com/aahsz - almost 10 000!
  3. Watching: "Great meltdowns melted into one (Rob Thomas music video by Walter Robot) - Boing Boing" (http://twitthis.com/i9mp89)
  4. Cats Can Train Humans Better Than Humans Can Train Cats http://io9.com/5313766 #biology #cats
  5. rt @nerdist '09 quarter has PuertoRico on it!http://twitpic.com/a9fja ...sounds sexual: "I gave this girl a Puerto Rican Quarter last night"
  6. Obama announces new surgeon general nominee: Dr. Regina Benjamin - http://bit.ly/2M5zOh #cnn
  7. Typewriters live on in New York police department - http://bit.ly/tWrwm #cnn
  8. rt @wearegite http://bit.ly/u4uCv NEW GITe!! BRAND NEW!! ALL CAPS, BUT THE E!!!! this is what #musicmonday is all about!
  9. Hahahahaha. RT @ThatChrisGore RT @rainnwilson Vajustice. When a giant vagina exacts revenge.
  10. mine are from the UK @WeAreGITe Which Country Are your favorite funny people from? Anyone wanna spread the GITe love?
  11. Lmao, Vagiant is a trending topic. Is there a penile equivalent? RT @rainnwilson Word of the day: "Vagiant. n: large vagina."
  12. Michael Ian Black Will 'Play Ball,' For a Klondike Bar http://gawker.com/5313683 #ifyouknowwhatwemean #advertising
  13. RT @tweetmeme How Teenagers Consume Media: the report that shook the City | Business | guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/13gMHW
  14. RT @tweetmeme Girl Falls Into Manhole While Texting, Parents Sue | Gadget Lab | Wired.com http://bit.ly/UAEEn
  15. http://tinysong.com/5Igd - Real World '09 by Rob Thomas #musicmonday
  16. http://tinysong.com/64Jk - "Fruit Machine" by the Ting Tings #musicmonday
  17. rt @rainnwilson Word of the day: "Vagiant. n: large vagina."
  18. back from class and running errands...over 5,000 steps!!! woa!
  19. day 1 of wearing pedometer. mom says try for 10,000 steps. I'm trying for at least 1,000. *fingers crossed*
  20. rt @phroth New Phroth "Pholl" #01: Phroth wants to know: "When I finish reading a copy of phroth or the phollegian I..." http://shar.es/Ya7b