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  1. @MechanicJay dude, sweet. 9 minutes ago from web in reply to MechanicJay
  2. That was the most horrific football game I've seen since january 07. Good lord 9:08 PM Nov 15th from web
  3. South Park just called out Glen Beck and it was hilarious. Too bad they couldn't work in tea parties, but bonus points for the avatar tie-in 7:39 PM Nov 11th from web
  4. Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my pokerface... http://bit.ly/1dDoz5 1:02 PM Nov 1st from web
  5. No I will not be your fuzzy wuzzy 12:31 AM Nov 1st from web
  6. @grmarsh44 I can't keep mine updated either. But who cares? It's twitter. It's the least important thing on the internet. Have fun at camp! 8:25 PM Oct 21st from web
  7. Ok Will Weaton, I'm sorry, but you just tweet too goddamned much. Unfollowed. You're in good company though (sorry brent spiner) 8:22 PM Oct 21st from web
  8. I want to put on my jacket, but a cat is sleeping on it. Also, my sister doesn't have cable so I can't watch the Pats game. wtf 3:33 PM Oct 18th from web
  9. @crivelliman what news? Like Iran-still-pursuing-nuclear-weapons news or someone-you-know-just-died news? 12:50 PM Oct 8th from web
  10. Ssss...pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies... 10:34 PM Oct 7th from web
  11. Guillermo del Toro, can I buy some pot from you? 7:45 PM Sep 20th from web
  12. Just noticed that today is 09/09/09, which is 60/60/60 turned upsidedown, which is 6/6/6 without 0's, which is 666 without /'s. Spooky, eh? 12:03 PM Sep 9th from web
  13. @armchairarmada yeah we did! How on earth did you stumble on my twitter account? And how are you? Still in ME? I live in NJ now. 5:59 PM Sep 4th from web
  14. New AC unit is in, phone lines are created, switch is fully online, billing is done, TV stand is set up...think I finally turned the corner. 5:53 PM Sep 4th from web
  15. Dear Craigslist, thanks for the sweet TV stand. But next time, could you not get me something that is within 1/4" of not fitting in my car? 11:05 PM Sep 3rd from web
  16. It may be a failure pile in a sadness bowl, but goddamn does it taste good. I suspect the colonel spices it up with some MSG. 5:38 PM Aug 30th from web
  17. Just removed and cleaned the fan unit over my oven. I think it was last cleaned in 1992. Perhaps the most disgusting thing I've ever done 7:48 PM Aug 23rd from web
  18. Just stepped on a tack while cleaning the new apartment. It really sucked. Now I know what the Home Alone guys went through...sort of. 6:36 PM Aug 12th from web
  19. @moonlit_melody was there a Pachycephalosaurus parkway? 5:42 PM Aug 5th from web in reply to moonlit_melody
  20. Wow, I'm still sore from laser tag last night. Running and shooting while crouching is much easier in video games. 9:10 PM Jul 25th from web