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  1. @m0nizzle you getting bolt-ons? We will need before/after pics! about 12 hours ago from twidroid in reply to m0nizzle
  2. I've just gotten word from my colon that it no longer appreciates our little "entire box of Nerds" project. 8:08 PM Nov 29th from twidroid
  3. Lunch. Grandmother. Starbucks. Reservations for Cortese at 6:30. You are now in the loop. 12:39 PM Nov 27th from twidroid
  4. I... I think I ate too much... 7:47 PM Nov 26th from twidroid
  5. Incredible dinner at Moxy. A wee dram of Knob Creek before the night is over. Tomorrow: New Jersey and my brothers and the rest o the fam... 7:58 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  6. @laura_lutrell ... and again today. 9:10 AM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to laura_lutrell
  7. Wife just got pulled over. Ha ha. RT @ebertchicago Why can people run for president who would not be taken seriously as starbucks managers? 9:09 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  8. Who the fuck wakes up at 6am to start a vacation? (The same person who is Twittering while on the toilet, that's who) 4:32 AM Nov 24th from twidroid
  9. RT @ebertchicago No teenage boy believes his girl prefers him to Robert Pattinson, even if he is a fucking vampire. 12:34 PM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  10. Put the pants back on. Aren't you... like... married? #questionsyouhate 4:02 PM Nov 21st from twidroid
  11. @bdonahueweedman a lot of people plan this in advance, make a list, and shop once a week. You'd be shocked at the efficency 4:00 PM Nov 21st from twidroid in reply to bdonahueweedman
  12. Steak and eggs and eggs and steak... that's what I haaaad foooor breakfast... 9:12 AM Nov 21st from twidroid
  13. You win this round, Chik Fil-A. #littlebuddy 10:32 AM Nov 18th from twidroid
  14. What book or movie would you love to be able to re-watch/read for the first time? 5:39 PM Nov 16th from twidroid
  15. Flaming Stone Beer. Even the belches taste delicious! 5:33 PM Nov 16th from twidroid
  16. @ebertchicago well... actually... one big twit... 5:31 PM Nov 16th from twidroid in reply to ebertchicago
  17. Sugar hiccup. 11:38 AM Nov 16th from twidroid
  18. As you can see, my stand-in looks just like me... http://twitpic.com/pne3x 10:03 AM Nov 15th from twidroid
  19. They graded my performance... http://twitpic.com/pndpw 10:01 AM Nov 15th from twidroid
  20. Hour 13 of today's shoot... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 6 more to go. 5:35 PM Nov 14th from twidroid