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Why did I feel so resentful when I saw their plunger had cobwebs on it?3:59 PM Dec 7thfrom web
My brother is the worst network executive in the world. He thought the sought after TV demographic was people "from 1849."9:08 PM Sep 25thfrom web
A dude in Baltimore killed a burglar with a samurai sword, simultaneously killing any lingering feelings of "buyers remorse."8:10 PM Sep 16thfrom web
Okay, "Tuesdays are a bitch" is a fine tag line for the new Melrose Place, but "Cunt-uesdays on CW" is pushing it.11:58 PM Sep 11thfrom txt
Testing to see if I can really tweet from my Clinton era Israeli cell phone...1:00 AM Sep 10thfrom txt
Can anyone explain to me the economics of "free porn" sites? If I could get full on "free cheeseburgers" anytime, why would I go to In&Out?10:41 PM Sep 9thfrom web
