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waiter was talking really slowly about the clam chowder being "thick, creamy and perfect on a day like today" I felt 12 again for laughing.about 12 hours agofrom Twitterrific
You know when you can't help but laugh, even if it will probably come off as being rude? Yeah our waiter must have hated me and Jeremy todayabout 12 hours agofrom Twitterrific
anyone else notice how radioshack is trying to be all hip these days? "the shack". but i still feel like it's 1980 when i walk in the store10:31 AM Dec 19thfrom Twitterrific
...if only she knew her daughter slept with two of my best friends after we broke up. i'm still tweeting to avoid her, by the way.8:51 AM Dec 19thfrom Twitterrific
my ex girlfriends mom hates me cause i broke her daughters heart & claims i'm gay because i'm always with my frends. tweeting to avoid her.8:46 AM Dec 19thfrom Twitterrific
I woke up and complained about my back hurting to jeremy... he said "and I have this weird bump right by my leg" and showed me his penis.7:56 AM Dec 19thfrom Twitterrific