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  1. waiter was talking really slowly about the clam chowder being "thick, creamy and perfect on a day like today" I felt 12 again for laughing.
  2. You know when you can't help but laugh, even if it will probably come off as being rude? Yeah our waiter must have hated me and Jeremy today
  3. hanging out on http://www.formspring.me/ryanscottmiller for a few more minutes then bed time
  4. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xhm4van5a
  5. It's like 70 degrees in west palm. You're fucking jealous.
  6. it's a shitty morning when nothing funny happened to tweet about
  7. RT: @ryanmiller so youre saying you want more? ;) (via @heystephhhh) do it up!
  8. finished answering all of my formspring questions... http://www.formspring.me/ryanscottmiller
  9. No need to peel out and almost hit me, dude in camaro... I already know you have a huge dick.
  10. RT: @ryanmiller Money against the Cowboys? :D (via @DeejayKnight) nope, i'm a 49ers fan hoping for a wildcard spot, haha
  11. of course dallas would do well when i need them to lose
  12. who wants to babysit with me?
  13. RT: @ryanmiller same with Pizza Hut becoming "The Hut." nails in the coffin. (via @davidSEIBEI) haha so true
  14. anyone else notice how radioshack is trying to be all hip these days? "the shack". but i still feel like it's 1980 when i walk in the store
  15. RT: @ryanmiller You did admit to looking at a penis earlier ... (via @Fight0nYourFeet) touché my friend.
  16. ...if only she knew her daughter slept with two of my best friends after we broke up. i'm still tweeting to avoid her, by the way.
  17. my ex girlfriends mom hates me cause i broke her daughters heart & claims i'm gay because i'm always with my frends. tweeting to avoid her.
  18. I woke up and complained about my back hurting to jeremy... he said "and I have this weird bump right by my leg" and showed me his penis.
  19. RT: @ryanmiller I had my first (and second) snowball fight today :D also my first time ever seeing snow. (via @iamfrances) hope you had fun!
  20. I really gave up on farmville this time guys