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  1. Inspector Gadget is on Hulu! Finally! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Sure, the internet is full of ideas. But when it comes time to put them into action, you're all on your own! Classy, internet! Classy! about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. http://twitpic.com/srdo1 - Like the last one but simpler. I'm making knockoffs of my own cell phone art. 9:08 PM Dec 8th from TwitPic
  4. http://twitpic.com/srbog - I can draw with my phone now. So I do that instead of actual good things. 8:51 PM Dec 8th from TwitPic
  5. Holy shit we're in the future! http://bit.ly/11PDMW Run, Robodog, Run! Deliver this to the Martian king! 6:38 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  6. I'm watching a video and it froze halfway through someone saying the word "assets". I giggled. 2:23 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  7. I'm watching I Love Lucy. It was a simpler time then, when we could laugh at racism,sexism, and domestic abuse as God intended. 1:10 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  8. RT @jaimba: dear JCrew.... stop it. 12:03 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  9. RT @amyschumer: I know who hates dutch ovens more than anybody // Probably the Dutch. That can't be good for their public image. 11:51 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  10. The Rodney King beating took place 6 years before Austin Powers came out in theaters. I'm not saying there's a connection, but... #justsayin 11:08 AM Dec 8th from txt
  11. Let's get Donahue back on tv. Partly because of his rational and clear interview style, but mostly because of his hilarious voice. 10:23 AM Dec 8th from txt
  12. @iKeralot I aim to please. 11:24 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck in reply to iKeralot
  13. @iKeralot I make my own fun! 9:12 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck in reply to iKeralot
  14. Retweeting -> RT @ryanmerriam: Tweeting #livebloggingtweeting 8:28 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  15. Tweeting #livebloggingtweeting 8:28 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  16. I hit enter a second ago #livebloggingtweeting 8:24 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  17. I'm typing #livebloggingtweeting 8:23 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  18. I'm watching an Always Sunny that I totally don't remember ever seeing. It's the tv equivalent of finding 5$ in an old pair of jeans. 2:31 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  19. It's dumb for a golfer to be involved in a sex scandal. He knows going into it that a million hole in one jokes are just waiting to be made. 2:21 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  20. The Karate Klan: A racist coming of age story. 10:45 AM Dec 7th from txt
  • Name Ryan Merriam
  • Location Ithaca, NY
  • Web http://www.ryanme...
  • Bio i'm a comedian. i comede. i sometimes also lie. or i'm boring. whatevs.
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