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- @borgdrone Wow. Now you're quoting @mileycyrus. I fold. You win.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @borgdrone You and @buddythedog were talking, eh? Was that before or after he was terrified of you?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @darthbender Thank you! And since we provide you with this free service, do you mind paying OUR cable bill?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to darthbender
- @borgdrone Speaking of pee, I hope you enjoy the coffee I made for you tomorrow morning. I hope you like it - urine for a treat.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- Local gay man @borgdrone has his wallet stolen & consoles himself by imagining @RobGuido peeing on him.about 7 hours ago from web
- @borgdrone If somebody broke in here, I would hope that @buddythedog led him right to your wallet as well. As I trained him to.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @borgdrone His pee smells better than @RobGuido's pee.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @chasesterling What the what?! I thought that was something from The Onion! I'm going to start giving more money to Livestrong.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to chasesterling
- @borgdrone Treading on thin ice, OH NO. What are you going to do, make my dog afraid of you?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @borgdrone That doesn't even make sense. Isn't it time yet for you to go to bed and dream of @RobGuido peeing on you?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to borgdrone
- @JenderJosh Nobody hates Rob Guido. On the contrary, @borgdrone would let Rob piss on him if given the opportunity.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to JenderJosh
- @martytylermoore No, that's just a myth that @borgdrone likes to perpetuate. I'm no more a hipster than @RobGuido is attractive.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to martytylermoore
- @youngamerican You probably also hate Santa, ice cream, world peace, and unicorns.about 8 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to youngamerican
- @MariaSpeedRacer DRUNK forecasting?about 8 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to MariaSpeedRacer
- @SteveJerman I usually check the mouths of homeless people, but I was in a hurry tonight. So I wasn't able to see if they had teeth.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to SteveJerman
- @MariaSpeedRacer Were The Weather Girls there?about 8 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to MariaSpeedRacer
- @saintless @darthbender Homeless people, like celebrities, are just like us! They should have their own section in People magazine.about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
- I think I just saw some homeless people making out.about 9 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I'm guessing the concert at the Gallivan Plaza is over, because there was a whole flock of hipsters at the grocery store.about 9 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @missbreton If you're in Mexico right now, then it's probably the bad kind.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to missbreton
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- Name Ryan Shattuck
- Location Salt Lake City, Utah
- Web http://www.revolu...
- Bio Columnist, Author, Freelance Writer, Librarian, Illiterate.
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