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  1. Wife just asked: "Is Nick Green the Anna Kournikova of baseball?" Sigh.
  2. Devil May Cry 4 took 20 freakin' minutes to download requires files onto my PS3 before I could play it. FAIL.
  3. If it takes you 6 tweets to get your message across, ur doin' it wrong. Just sayin'.
  4. #ihavetoadmit there's no way I'm actually revealing anything in this meme.
  5. @j9gem Congrats to your friend!
  6. @melaniemagic on my inner thigh tattoo, that's where.
  7. @redjess fine, u caught me. I love you and @Tamara_B more than Kaywinnit Lee Frye. And that's sayin' something.
  8. @Tamara_B you and @redjess just use me like cheap liquor and Styx tickets.
  9. "At my signal, unleash a moderate to fair amount of damage against the enemy." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. @Tamara_B @redjess The phrase "suck it" comes to mind quickly. And no, I won't call either of you Sinistro.
  11. "Life is like a box of dead kittens." #1stdratmoviequotes
  12. @j9gem S1 of #veronicamars is my fave season of any show, ever. Hands down. Absolutely flawless.
  13. I hate to break it to Justin Timberlake, but I in fact was cast as The Green Lantern. Break it on down to Loserville, b%tch.
  14. Note to self: when nephew misbehaves while I babysit him, be sure to have fireworks in trunk. http://tinyurl.com/nyppxn
  15. Use of left eye finally returning. Now off to deal with massive headache from essentially squinting all day long.
  16. Pouring water into a glass with only one good eye? Difficult! I am depth perception's bitch right now.
  17. Words you never want to hear: "You might have bloody tears." Sigh. Eye surgery, I am so done with you it's not funny.
  18. Finished GTA: Chinatown Wars while under my inlaws' roof. Their dream come true in a son-in-law, I'm sure.
  19. I fought the beer tent, and the beer tent one. But defeat was glorious.
  20. At 4th parade in NJ. Waiting 4 beer tent 2 open. Open, damnit.