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  1. After accidentally money-shotting myself in the shower today, it all suddenly became so obvious: shampoo is nothing more than soap-jism. 2:40 PM Nov 18th from web
  2. Cheese-strings, you ask? Different category - fascism. 9:08 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. A dream of cheddar means optimism, swiss means envy, and gouda is untapped lesbianism. Blue-cheese, of course, means that you're an asshole. 9:06 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. The only thing gayer than dreaming about bricks of cheese is dreaming about steaming sausage... Freudian explantion for cheese-dream: shame 8:55 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. I'm out, sho'nuff - peace, and word to all your respective muthas. 12:34 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. Because of the H1N1 vaccine, I am now eating a raw pig... or, I WOULD be were that fucker not so slippery. "Pigs are clean animals" my ass. 8:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. I heart grammar. 7:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. Well, here you go: I Good Parenthooding http://bit.ly/1YmkIn 7:56 AM Nov 12th from web
  9. Christ, I've got twice as many followers now than I did when I actually twittered... you people must be gluttons for disappointment. 7:56 AM Nov 12th from web
  10. So, Twitch: http://bit.ly/16SUeH 1:46 AM Aug 20th from web
  11. Insomnia makes me sleepy... 1:29 AM Aug 20th from web
  12. My new favourite word is intransigent. Just throwing that out there. 10:04 PM Jul 28th from web
  13. @howaboutbrent Hey, hey there, Jerkypants... what's been happening? 10:02 PM Jul 28th from web in reply to howaboutbrent
  14. @GhostofKeywork @BimboBaggins @strangegypsy: Hey, kids! All right - talk to you soon... 10:02 PM Jul 28th from web in reply to GhostofKeywork
  15. It's nice to have you back in my life, chaos - I missed you. 9:39 PM Jul 20th from web
  16. The internet just gave me a hernia. 8:36 PM Apr 27th from web
  17. Mood: concussed 5:12 AM Apr 25th from web
  18. The quandry: spend two hours trying to sleep naturally vs. slamming my head against a wall and passing out. The debate rages on... 8:30 PM Apr 24th from web
  19. @betseybooms: Was thinking of you while watching Shaun of the Dead again - that seems less complimentary than intended, but what the hell. 8:04 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to sharibooms
  20. @GhostofKeywork: Manny Ramirez. God, you think you'd know the guy after all these years, Ghost... 8:02 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to GhostofKeywork
  • Name Ryan Lawson
  • Location Hammertown, Canada
  • Web http://ryanofthez...
  • Bio I am a twit twittering twitter
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