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Just made Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Holiday Brie en Croute and it's amazinggggg5:10 PM Dec 12thfrom UberTwitter
Apparently I'm so highly allergic to tree pollen that the allergist's reaction was "Wow. That's big. Let's get you a Zyrtec."8:51 AM Dec 4thfrom UberTwitter
"Bacon wrapped shrimp is just, like, a present that Jesus gave you that he didn't tell you about until today." - paul chenier12:03 AM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
At clover club with amazing people including the local chapter president of jews for pork11:16 PM Nov 21stfrom UberTwitter
I wore boots today cuz I'm going to Nashville. I'm SO not fitting in. It's like party in the usa but backwards.6:18 AM Nov 12thfrom UberTwitter
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING @TimeForJohn: Catching up on Heroes + they have an episode called Tabula Rasa. Didn't Buffy do that already?6:15 AM Nov 12thfrom UberTwitter
Let's face it; giraffes are preposterous. If they didn't actually exist we couldn't believe in them.7:09 AM Nov 10thfrom web