ryankeely
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naked, needing a bath and a nap
about 10 hours ago
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@ - DUDE! Senor Frogs is legendary, its one of the many great places that will let you drink really unde
about 10 hours ago
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lusting after luggage.
about 20 hours ago
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- underboob city
about 22 hours ago
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turning this shirt into a tummy topper was a poor choice, its like underboob city up in this bitch.
about 23 hours ago
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RT @ Cleaning the house in heels Need to break these shoes in somehow, right? Besides, I think the vacuum appreciates the glamour.
about 23 hours ago
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considering wearing a tummy topper....has the bare midriff been out long enough to bring it back 'in'?
about 23 hours ago
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For all you Florida people. I'm preforming tonight and tomorrow at the Oasis in Clearwater(by tampa). Showtimes are 8.30, 10.30 and 12.30
3:14 PM Nov 13th
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i feel like i just lived 4 days of solid work in 30some hours. and i still have to pack and get to the airport. come see me oasis in tampa.
11:25 PM Nov 12th
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i fed my dog friend Styles steak for the first time tonight. it was like i gave him his first drug.
11:19 PM Nov 12th
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surreal.
8:42 PM Nov 12th
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just finished my shoot for thisis50.com so exciting!
12:28 PM Nov 12th
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@ thank you! I need to go to bed but I love my pretty outfit....having a hard time taking of the glamour.
8:26 PM Nov 11th
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Had such an amazing time at the fleshbot awards! Off to bed to get ready for Howard and assorted media madness tomorrow.
8:23 PM Nov 11th
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i feel like i'm the aggressor in a fukung photo tagged 'gonnagetraped'
2:54 PM Nov 11th
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@ the 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what i mean' monty python sketch is about as far as i ever evolved comedywise.
2:52 PM Nov 11th
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@ miss you! going to strong arm @ into hiring me so i can hit on you shamelessly. are you divorced yet? not that i care.
2:47 PM Nov 11th
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walked into sephora unprepared. i feel violated, and vaguely more glamourous
2:40 PM Nov 11th
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its the veterans parade on 5th...thats why traffic sucks...i didnt even know it was veterans day. maybe i'llfind a servicemen to service me.
11:37 AM Nov 11th
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@ i'm here to traumatize ;)
11:18 AM Nov 11th
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- Name ryankeely
- Location CA/WA/NY/LA/FL
- Web http://www.ryanke...
- Bio criminal, zombie defense expert, porn starlet, sexpert, stripper, textophile
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