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  1. Sometimes, scrambled eggs kinda makes me want to puke.
  2. @steph_rose You kidding? That looks so delicious! MMMMM Canned Alien in slime.
  3. Firing up the grill. Literally. http://twitpic.com/a6mgd
  4. @ericmoritz You should patent it!
  5. You trade your passion in for money.
  6. Off to the robot house for UFC 100
  7. @steph_rose I want to ride you, you are a spaceship!
  8. Breaking in the new pool table http://twitpic.com/9x0mk
  9. I've cound ~90 RT @GuyKawasaki 100 essential skills for geeks: http://om.ly/?peL
  10. Happy Birthday Nikila Tesla, your inventions still are amazing and well before our time. Long Live Alternating Current!
  11. I'm a little little fish in the deep blue sea!
  12. rt @jeremypair"Life is like a box of chocolates, you can't leave it out in the car on a hot day" #1stdraftmovielines
  13. Having an iPhone has completely changed the way i poop... (via @stevener)
  14. You may call me R, for Revengefier. #1stdraftmovielines
  15. @steph_rose I have gums. Gum too. Here, you can have some. #givethegiftofgum
  16. The first rule of fight club is no girls #1stdraftmovielines
  17. @AgustinaP yes. They would.
  18. Time to discodance with an afro, bell bottoms and disco lights!
  19. @AgustinaP They updated their system, so now you only get 40 hours per month for free. After that, you've gotta pay up.
  20. @AgustinaP Have you used up your 40 hours of streaming?