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Sad truth: Just bookmarked http://deadoraliveinfo.com because there have been too many celeb deaths to keep track of. Design c/o 1996.2:38 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
RT @thestew Karl Malden is dead? I guess that proves the axiom that celebrities die in groups of 30.2:24 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
@awdylanis ♫♪ A-B-C-D. follow me! ♪♫ I can't believe you just did that to me. Meet Miss I ... as in: I will never forgive you for that.7:15 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
Q: Why did the fish cross the road? A: To get to the 3 feet of water on the other side.6:44 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
Fireworks will be choreographed to patriotic music simulcast on 103.5. Well now I have to find my boom box. Please spare us the Greenwood.8:29 AM Jun 30th from TwitterFox
From the itinerary of St. Pete's Fourth of July Extravaganza: "1 to 3 p.m. - 'George Washington' character entertains the crowd." Thrilling.8:22 AM Jun 30th from TwitterFox
Just had a Wayland Flowers and Madame reference tossed across my cubicle. Pop culture team FTW. Gotta go; I'm missing "Puttin' on the Hits."2:08 PM Jun 29th from TwitterFox
None of these tributes are mentioning 'Captain EO.' It's the only time I've seen MJ in 3-D. Aside from that trip to Madame Tussauds.12:05 PM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
TBO's BOT video: Can't beat the heat? We'll bring the pool to you! http://bit.ly/iaIHO Truck bed + kiddie pool = all sorts of awesome.10:07 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
Michael? Really? Mr. Jackson was a childhood hero of mine. No snark here. Just watch this: http://tinyurl.com/da458t3:05 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
Tried to go to good ol' Boston Market for lunch. It's now a bank. Yeah, I'd like to make a deposit ... in my tummy.12:31 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
I just drove past a man walking around my neighborhood flossing his teeth. We've got hardcore oral hygiene in Old Northeast.4:31 PM Jun 24th from txt
Archaeologists have unearthed a bird-bone flute that was carved over 35,000 years ago — I'm pretty sure it was Ian Anderson's starter.11:48 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFox
Just got back in the office. Wearing a swimsuit and tacky Florida t-shirt for a video shoot. I feel like Vincent Vega visiting The Wolf.11:35 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFox
"76 gallons!?!? Like, U.S. gallons? Good god!"7:45 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFox
Why does zinc oxide on the nose = instant comedy? I don't know either. But it does.2:59 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox
@joranslane Has she seen any of the Gondry videos? Just don't let her watch "Dancer in the Dark."7:43 AM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox
My hot date isn't feeling well. And my fall back hot date will be on stage playing bass. Who's up for Ringside to see Rob-ekah? Call me!3:06 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
My vacation from work/Twitter has finally come to an end. Out of office assistant is off. Getting ready to wade through a monster inbox.6:23 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
Ahhh ... the sweet, sweet satisfaction of composing an away message for Microsoft Outlook's Out of Office Assistant. Two weeks? Yes please.2:46 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFox