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  1. @mandystarr of course not. nothing of the sort. simply got tired... for real.
  2. How are you so fun she asked. I'm a girl drink drunk, he said. Then he threw up on her shoes.
  3. Apologies to @arjunbasu for butchering his tweet in my RT. The original is so much better.
  4. RT @arjunbasu I'm not leaving this bed he told her. She shrugged & went & got the shovel & threw it at him. There's your intimacy, she said
  5. Girly Drink #9 with @kevpie and @scratchclub: The French Dream
  6. Girly Drink #8 with @kevpie and @scratchclub: The Olympic (how appropriate)
  7. Girly Drink #7 with @kevpie: Spring Break #gdd
  8. @bkorte #sorryflav?
  9. Girly Drink #6 with @kevpie: The Sabbatical
  10. Correction to girly drink #3: it was a Mrs Howard Phipps The 3rd.
  11. Girly drink #5 with @kevpie: The Rose Petal. Sweetest. Drink. Evar!
  12. Girly Drink #4 with @kevpie: we have no idea, but it was essentially an alcoholic version of a double-double.
  13. Drink #3 with @kevpie: Mrs. Howard Zimms the 3rd.
  14. Drink #2 with @kevpie: Mailbu Sunrise #gdd
  15. Bad decision night. doing a girl drink drunk with @kevpie. #1: A Jillian G.
  16. The HTML source of the new w3.org is high comedy.
  17. It's Friday night and @DJNumark is playing at @scratchclub. Why are you even debating what you should do tonight? No brainer!
  18. Just released MashedIn: Fluorine. Like... 48 seconds ago. www.mashedin.com #mashedin
  19. This is going to go straight to my thighs, she said as she grabbed more poppycock. It will blend in with its surroundings, he said.
  20. Tim Hortons' sandwiches taste like they're preprared on the floor of a gas station. I swear to God I taste diesel...