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As seen in dinosaur comics: "I sentence you to death by misadventure." That's brilliant.

ryanabrams @viidim7 I want a cookie sandwich!!! Mmmm!!
ryanabrams @whatgiraffe all on the way home. were safe and sound here until late. sorry for the panic. stop losing your phone. ;P
ryanabrams And the sky was made of amethyst, and all the stars were just like little fish.
ryanabrams @FarrisGoldstein holy shit holy shit i almost got stabbed in the face with a swordfish
ryanabrams @evolvinglines I assure you, AOL was broken far far before you got there. ;P
ryanabrams This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember, We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.
ryanabrams @revjim whatever you do, don't put on a red shirt. I've seen star trek, and it never ends well.
ryanabrams @whatgiraffe I'll be friends with your body if it'll help. Everybody needs a friend.
ryanabrams @revjim happy birthday!
ryanabrams hiding from trolls. eeek.
ryanabrams Huey Lewis singing "We're on it, and it's the chronic" is absolutely fantastic. Go Go Pineapple Express.
ryanabrams I am trying to evolve: http://www.wokendreams.com/...
ryanabrams @wearethat ryanabrams lol
ryanabrams @wearethat gamertag?
ryanabrams it's midnight, and i'm in bed. how the hell did this happen? why didn't someone distract me from sleep until at least 3am?! I'm so confused.
ryanabrams The problem with scary movies with subtitles is that you can't look away and still know what's going on. ><
ryanabrams As of the mid-way point of "The Orphanage", my entire review is as follows: "Jesus fucking christ I'm scared out of my mind." That is all.
ryanabrams @sivatonight i concur on the pumpkins. completely. "all the thought police are closing in for sleep"
ryanabrams I love the raindrops. I love the stormy skies. I love the lightning. I love when wind gusts by. I love the whole world and all its craziness