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  1. @JimCantore how fast were you going?
  2. *than a shit report card grade
  3. ... that I wasn't able to get away with at age 9 over matters far more serious than a shit report care grade.
  4. I'm saying all of this to get to a point. The reason why I loathe Sarah Palin is that she's getting away with something at age 40+...
  5. I now hate lying and liars, but for years after that I continued to try bullshitting my way out of the most mundane things.
  6. I think dad assigned me 100 lines of "I will not lie to my parents". Fat fucking chance that worked.
  7. Got in a lot of trouble for that, as I repeatedly lied to them about the whereabouts of my report card.
  8. I used to hide my bad grades from my parents, too. I had a C on a report card in 4th grade and was too afraid to bring home to have signed.
  9. I also used to run my ass off whenever it looked like strange cars were pulling up to me. My parents trained me well.
  10. I also used to hum a tune in my head that would remind me of what her address was. To this day I haven't forgotten it.
  11. I once counted up to 5000 walking to the babysitter's after school one day.
  12. @MythBusters holy pregnant belly, Kari!
  13. @MythBusters Any dirt on the newbie, Kari?
  14. @thetopdown who is the Rabbi?
  15. @thetopdown yayyyy!
  16. Forever dancing here with the groogrux king. Hmph.
  17. @TomLetourneau that is fucking awesome
  18. @TomLetourneau A certain other Ryan from high school?
  19. RT @wilw: RT This is hilarious on many levels. @27bslash6 "It's like Twitter. Except we charge people to use it." http://bit.ly/7ltuV7 ( ...
  20. @simply_divine so what is aforementioned new job?