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... that I wasn't able to get away with at age 9 over matters far more serious than a shit report care grade.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I'm saying all of this to get to a point. The reason why I loathe Sarah Palin is that she's getting away with something at age 40+...about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I now hate lying and liars, but for years after that I continued to try bullshitting my way out of the most mundane things.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I think dad assigned me 100 lines of "I will not lie to my parents". Fat fucking chance that worked.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Got in a lot of trouble for that, as I repeatedly lied to them about the whereabouts of my report card.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I used to hide my bad grades from my parents, too. I had a C on a report card in 4th grade and was too afraid to bring home to have signed.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I also used to run my ass off whenever it looked like strange cars were pulling up to me. My parents trained me well.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I also used to hum a tune in my head that would remind me of what her address was. To this day I haven't forgotten it.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I once counted up to 5000 walking to the babysitter's after school one day.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck