ryan_d_brown
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- I'm getting paid to show my class "Apollo 13" - sometimes being a sub has its priveliges.
about 24 hours ago
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... I didn't think it was possible, but she actually made me feel worse.
about 24 hours ago
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- my spouse suggested that we could "go to church" or "visit her parents" this weekend in lieu of not watching the Chiefs...
about 24 hours ago
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- I am actually at a loss as to what to do on Sunday. Don't blame the fans, Chiefs.
3:17 PM Dec 17th
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- I would like to referred to as "nogtastic" for the rest of the day.
4:53 AM Dec 15th
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- if it weren't against God's law, I would make this McGriddle my wife.
4:50 AM Dec 15th
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- If I peed outside today, i think it would be difficult to explain the curved icicle leading to my zipper.
3:26 PM Dec 14th
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@ - Ashley Dupre doesn't require a cover charge or a two-drink minimum...does she?
3:21 PM Dec 14th
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- oh, you sound sexy - I bet your boyfriend's lucky *ka-boing!*
3:20 PM Dec 14th
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- hey, you can't say that! (gunshot sound) - wow, they're getting closer all the time! HAHAHAHAHA!
3:05 PM Dec 14th
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...and wacky sound effects. Plus, I'm going to hit on any female that comes within my broadcast range *BOING!*
2:58 PM Dec 14th
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- I'm going to talk like a "zany" radio show host for the rest of the day... complete with annoying inFLECTions of my VOICE...
2:57 PM Dec 14th
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- other sentences - "Damn, that episode of "Elmo's World" was pretty f'ing funny..."
1:53 PM Dec 14th
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- sentences you only say with - "Aw, who puked on the remote?"
1:41 PM Dec 14th
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- the last 10 minutes of "It's A Wonderful Life" is some of the best movie-making I've seen.
1:24 PM Dec 14th
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- I love when Christina Augilera decides that she needs to turn up the skank-o-meter a notch every now and then. We're all winners here.
12:04 PM Dec 14th
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- if I have to be alone with my kids for much longer, my house is going to be the setting for "Shining 2".
5:10 PM Dec 13th
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@- girls don't poop (making a "pshaw" gesture)
5:08 PM Dec 13th
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in reply to QuinnK
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- my son sh*ts up to his neck so often, we are planning on patenting it.
5:06 PM Dec 13th
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- Lance Long receives more highlight reel hits than TOm Waddle and Don Beebe combined
12:54 PM Dec 13th
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- Name Ryan Brown
- Location www.ryandbrown.blogspot.com
- Web http://www.ryandb...
- Bio writer, professor, family guy
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