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I was hoping to lose weight running the marathon, it seems the only thing I'm goinna lose is friends due to my inability to walk to a shower31 minutes agofrom Tweetie
I'd join overeaters anonymous but something tells me they'd take a look at me, and my anonymity would be shot
The fact I overeat is OBVIOUSabout 18 hours agofrom Tweetie
Are you drunk plucking your eyebrows again?
The fact she said again gives credence to how much of a problem this is for me.
Also: Yes I amabout 18 hours agofrom Tweetie
Mom, Aubree's playing computer my DS is lost, Wii isn't fun and the PS3 is broke
WHAT CAN I DO!
Read a book
*sigh*
I'll just go to bedabout 19 hours agofrom Tweetie
I'm just kidding
My wedding video doesn't make me laugh
It makes me cry
Like Real "this is the beginning of the end" tears
Hahahasobabout 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
"We need to watch something funny, something everyone can just laugh at."
"Well; we could always pull out our wedding video."about 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
I look fat in pictures.
Which makes perfect sense because its a photo reflection of me and I look fat in real life too.about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
About to put the OD in VODKA.
At some point in the evening I'll also be putting the HO in alcoholic.
Cut me some slack.
I hurt.about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
Everyone said to stretch or I wouldn't be able to stand up later
I laughed
I'm now seated on a toilet
I can't stand
Also: not laughingabout 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just sent my dad a text telling him I finished the marathong
Which is apparently a race that involves special ass-crack dwelling panties1:33 PM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie
Dad's key to success:
Hang around people who make shit happen
1 plunger & 9 Lysol wipes later
I don't think this is what he had in mind12:07 PM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie