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  1. I was hoping to lose weight running the marathon, it seems the only thing I'm goinna lose is friends due to my inability to walk to a shower31 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. "Your friend _____ Has tagged you in a photo." - What they really need to say is, “Your friend ______ has... http://tumblr.com/xoj3xa8ngabout 1 hour ago from Tumblr
  3. @Alter_ed I look like someone stuffed a ham into a sausage skin. But not nearly as delicious.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Alter_ed
  4. I'd join overeaters anonymous but something tells me they'd take a look at me, and my anonymity would be shot The fact I overeat is OBVIOUSabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Are you drunk plucking your eyebrows again? The fact she said again gives credence to how much of a problem this is for me. Also: Yes I amabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @PIUGoddess fat girls run marathons too. Ask me. I would know.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to PIUGoddess
  7. Mom, Aubree's playing computer my DS is lost, Wii isn't fun and the PS3 is broke WHAT CAN I DO! Read a book *sigh* I'll just go to bedabout 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @darthbender Veronica was and always will be my first love. Well. Her and tight rolled jeans. #tossupabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to darthbender
  9. @Jorgasmic1 I don't get pissed when they get less than 10 stars. I get the coordinates from the iPhones that didn't star me Then. I get evenabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Jorgasmic1
  10. I'm just kidding My wedding video doesn't make me laugh It makes me cry Like Real "this is the beginning of the end" tears Hahahasobabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. "We need to watch something funny, something everyone can just laugh at." "Well; we could always pull out our wedding video."about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. I look fat in pictures. Which makes perfect sense because its a photo reflection of me and I look fat in real life too.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @Yayaa I always go home by 10pm. It's never with the same person, but I do like to turn in early.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Yayaa
  14. About to put the OD in VODKA. At some point in the evening I'll also be putting the HO in alcoholic. Cut me some slack. I hurt.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. @NotHot they need to be bringing me a banana. Or a drink. I don't care.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to NotHot
  16. Everyone said to stretch or I wouldn't be able to stand up later I laughed I'm now seated on a toilet I can't stand Also: not laughingabout 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. @LeviMontgomery like a mare thong. That's tantric.about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to LeviMontgomery
  18. @sparkgrrl658 dude: that is absolutely FANTASTIC. How do I get in on that. I mean the naked men. Not the race.1:46 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to sparkgrrl658
  19. Just sent my dad a text telling him I finished the marathong Which is apparently a race that involves special ass-crack dwelling panties1:33 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  20. Dad's key to success: Hang around people who make shit happen 1 plunger & 9 Lysol wipes later I don't think this is what he had in mind12:07 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie