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  1. I helped my friend Mark Douglas write his latest Key of Awesome video. I think it came out really well. http://tinyurl.com/ybv59ho 7:25 AM Dec 8th from web
  2. Why do I have an entire 360 degrees on my shower knob when all I need is the 2 millimeters that go from freezing cold to super hot? 7:06 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. The latest gaming video I wrote and produced went up this week. What happens when you play too many FPS games? http://tinyurl.com/ygdq3jk 10:30 AM Dec 5th from web
  4. Are those little black things that come out of the Brita filter good for you? I hope so because I've drank 5 or 600,000 of them. 8:10 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. My mom said, "I might join Facebook but I'm not going to tell people I'm using the bathroom and brushing my teeth every 5 minutes." 2:07 PM Nov 14th from web
  6. Facebook suggested I "reconnect" with my brother. This is the last time I'm going to tell you Facebook, don't ask me about my family. 6:08 AM Nov 9th from web
  7. When writing a script is it technically correct to refer to the stuff inside a syringe as “Knock-Out Serum"? 3:14 PM Nov 7th from web
  8. Paul Kamuf's Love & Cycles is screening at the prestigious Biking Rules PSA Festival. I'm the narrator. http://tinyurl.com/yk4fr98 7:51 PM Nov 3rd from web
  9. Margot Kidder is hosting a horror marathon on AMC. I think it'll be tough to show something scarier than present day Margot Kidder. 8:52 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. No hoax! My grandfather climbed into my submarine right before the tether came loose and it floated off. Fucking Grandpa. 8:10 AM Oct 20th from web
  11. If I owned my own strip club I would advertise with the tagline ... "All Vagina, No Monologues." 9:26 AM Oct 19th from web
  12. I just mixed peanut butter with yogurt for breakfast. It seemed like such a delicious combination. My stomach disagreed. 8:43 AM Oct 16th from web
  13. I was involved in a hit and run yesterday. I wasn't hit by a car though. I was walking in Park Slope and got run down by a stroller. 3:54 PM Oct 13th from web
  14. It’s nice to rename the Triborough Bridge after Robert F. Kennedy, but it's kind of a slap in the face to the family of Cecil B. Triborough. 7:41 AM Oct 13th from web
  15. Gandhi is the Martin Scorcese of the Nobel Peace prize ... except Gandhi will never has his Departed. 8:48 PM Oct 9th from web
  16. You know how Led Zeppelin used to sing about JRR Tolkein? This is like that but with less attractive people. http://tinyurl.com/y9byh9x 6:16 AM Oct 7th from web
  17. On the latest episode of Animal Cops a dog tasered a cat for absolutely no reason. 12:25 PM Oct 4th from web
  18. I have to say, I'm more than a little offended I wasn't asked to sign the Roman Polanski Director's petition. 9:15 AM Oct 3rd from web
  19. The Great Depression couldn't have been that bad. Everyone seemed to be able to afford a suit. http://twitpic.com/jtllp 4:46 AM Oct 1st from web
  20. Americans spent 5% more on pet products this year than they did last year ... which means that the doggy recession is finally over. 8:17 PM Sep 30th from web