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  1. @Tigervamp thanks mate. x
  2. @JeanMariie I love Venezuela - Vivre Chavez! xx
  3. @Foxy_Blue I give you my personal permission. x
  4. @katyperry The police are there to guard the zit you egomaniac. Let the zit close the show with you. Good luck. x
  5. @lenopause I did not misspell apologising I'm ENGLISH- we invented that word and the concept of apologising.
  6. @RIOSJUMPER I'm so sorry. I think you are a lovely, down to Earth jumper - utterly without an air of self-satisfaction. I'll lick your wool.
  7. Right. I've done it. Why do I spend my life apologising to people "for fings I never done"? Actually... Is Andrew Sachs on here?
  8. @redrio I hope you are the real Rio, I'm the real Russell. I meant to say your jumper was snug not smug. Please come back to West Ham. Bye.
  9. @sarah4c That might work...
  10. @PinkGooseberry Go to bed. You are to young to be up at this hour. x
  11. Thanks everyone for @redrio. I'll tweet and apologise. Does anyone know if his jumper is on here? Or does it think it's too cool?
  12. I'm the new Gordon Browm, I mean Brown- The jumper is snug.SNUG! It looks like I'm having a go.What shall I do?Blame those cumts at The Sun?
  13. I wrote The Sun's Bizarre column today with a pen. I described Rio Ferdinand's jumper as SNUG not SMUG. Damn my handwriting. Is he on here?
  14. @HeatherHartnett Tell him I consider him to be a dangerous perv. But I love him. x
  15. 13mins. I pronounce myself the #worldrecordtopictrendcommentator. Do I get a medal? See you at the signing tomorrow. x
  16. I have now commented on each trending topic. Scandalous DVDs will be signed in HMV, Oxford St W1 tomorrow at 530. But what with? x
  17. Modern Warfare 2 sounds like it might be trivialising the horror of war on remembrance day. What's next? Paedophile boxing 3? For Christmas?
  18. #wecoolanallbut I'm not entirely comfortable with this vernacular style. Could we say #we'rejollygoodbutwouldyoumindawfully ?
  19. Chris Brown I hope you're being nice to Snoopy.
  20. Gucci Mane is a hair-do for posh Italian lions.