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  1. @disgruntledsoul Old 50ps will make your willy smaller - they're enormous like hub caps. 9:09 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to disgruntledsoul
  2. I was about to post my photo but the 50p melted from sheer sexual razmataz. What a waste. 9:08 AM Dec 18th from web
  3. @PhilBattrick Mouth organ is equally good - providing it can be used to procreate a musical baby. 9:06 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to PhilBattrick
  4. A bit less chitter chatter and a little more genital photography please. Gents -please include a 50 pence piece in your photo for scale. 9:05 AM Dec 18th from web
  5. I just read that my tweets are the 3rd most influential in Britain. I will only use this power for good. Now send photos of your sex organs. 9:03 AM Dec 18th from web
  6. In La. Held by customs for an hour- because of "previous convictions" then stepped into a a drizzlin grey-scape. It's like being 16 again. 4:22 PM Dec 12th from TwitterBerry
  7. I think I just tweeted nothing- which is a bit nihlistic. I'm actually going to several sweet parties- although I am still rather radical. 11:02 AM Dec 11th from TwitterBerry
  8. I'm going to Somerset House for an I-D photo shoot. If you turn up you can watch me pose - plus I'm in the mood to do a nip slip. 9:40 AM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  9. @eddieizzard's film "Believe" is a lesson in how to achieve your dreams with nothing but sheer hard work. And comedy genius. 9:38 AM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  10. have a listen to this http://twaud.io/sR3 7:27 AM Dec 10th from twaud.io
  11. Well done for watching me on Channel 4. Now, turn on Channel 4 +1 and begin the whole crazy experience again. x 3:07 PM Dec 8th from web
  12. That Nativity play had Elves in it. And Elvis. I'm going straight home to read The Bible. 8:17 AM Dec 8th from TwitterBerry
  13. Did Big Fat Quiz of the year yesterday- on a team with Jonathan. So that'll be no bother then. 5:20 AM Dec 8th from TwitterBerry
  14. On my way to a Nativity play at St Mary's school Hornchurch- finally an accurate rendering of the birth of Christ. Performed by children. 4:55 AM Dec 8th from TwitterBerry
  15. C4 tonight @10pm - Russell Brand "Skinned"- watch it! If you are in Britain- as a patriotic duty. X 4:35 AM Dec 8th from TwitterBerry
  16. Have a look at this clip from Scandalous http://vid.ly/bHxB 3:11 AM Dec 8th from vid.ly
  17. Loose Women pt.1 http://tinyurl.com/yk99nco pt.2 http://tinyurl.com/yfpdrhx 4:32 PM Dec 7th from web
  18. I got my cat a passport- he got arrested for carrying cat-nip, which is cute. And a gun which is less so. 9:47 AM Dec 7th from TwitterBerry
  19. My BBC News story- "Those hamster toys are dangerous!" If you put them in your private pocket. Unlike real ones- what a swizz. 9:43 AM Dec 7th from TwitterBerry
  20. I might try and sneak on programmes. I could be a Master Chef- how about a delicious bowl of custard? Nut cutard? Come back Ainsley! 9:40 AM Dec 7th from TwitterBerry