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  1. I somehow stumbled across a video of 3 manly-looking homosexuals lip syncing to #glee's version of "Say a Little Prayer." Wow. Thx YouTube. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Word. RT @simonwilliam: FNL >>>>> SNL about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @WhatsTheJFor Netflix it, all will be forgiven then. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WhatsTheJFor
  4. Dear SNL, - Jenny Slate will never be as funny as Michaela Watkins. Slate’s Hoda Kotb was a mess. Fail, SNL.... http://tumblr.com/xzh41j48w about 4 hours ago from Tumblr
  5. @WhatsTheJFor Do you not watch Mad Men?! That is Betty fuckin' Draper. Or, January Jones. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WhatsTheJFor
  6. @jefframone I like to refer to it as a retarded Seinfeld. Love it. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jefframone
  7. I love Dee's friend/Frank's booty call Artemis. Fantastic. Oh, and RICKETY CRICKET! Yay! #alwayssunny about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Charlie Kelly: Full on rapist. Almost as good as Tobias Funke: Analrapist. #alwayssunny about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. I kinda love @rajskub as Gail the Snail. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. Wait a minute... Mac & Sweet Dee got married?! about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @wondroushippo UK Idol, basically. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wondroushippo
  12. Is the old "group" guy on #XFactor a pedo? Is that the reason why he's so in love with those twin twinks? Simon is just opportunistic. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. My mother has discovered cat videos on YouTube - No good can come of this. *sigh* http://tumblr.com/xzh4181d5 about 13 hours ago from Tumblr
  14. @pat_lee You are the freaking man. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pat_lee
  15. @hobronto Oh my god. Amazing! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to hobronto
  16. Video: Pat Lee is awesome. That is all. http://tumblr.com/xzh4172bp about 14 hours ago from Tumblr
  17. @betternovembers S'ok, I got the special shout-out in episode 4. http://twitpic.com/pgan5 Aww, yea. 10:05 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to betternovembers
  18. Hoo! @BetterNovembers gets 3 shoutouts. @GMMRTV? 1. @rural_juror? Zip. :'( RT @EWAnnieBarrett: This week's Sound Bites! http://bit.ly/3mIYx 9:55 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. Gabourey Sidibe is completely adorable on #Conan. 9:24 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. @EWMichaelSlezak Please tell me there are pictures. Please. 9:07 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to EWMichaelSlezak
  • Name Tim
  • Location New Brunswick, NJ
  • Bio giant nerd (6ft 4in) in nj, watching too much tv. i work ( sales), eat, sleep, repeat. big into music, tech, movies & books. basically, i'm a media whore.
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