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  1. "My bowels are empty, excreting your soul." Oh, Patti Smith. You do know how to make a girl swoon. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Blogography strawberry shortcake the food, or Strawberry Shortcake the 80's icon? The difference is subtle, but important. 3:39 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Blogography
  3. @Iron_Fist I don't smell any brains, so I guess they haven't started attacking yet. 3:37 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Iron_Fist
  4. This train car smells like rotting flesh, but I got a really good seat. What to do, what to do? 3:29 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. 13 people. 8 bottles of wine. Does not compute. 7:46 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. I need to clean out my desk more often. Just found a box of floppy disks and two bottles of white-out. Did I work here in 1994? 9:27 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  7. @snackiepoo it's true - @avitable is the voice of reason. Happy birthday! 8:13 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to snackiepoo
  8. OMG - everybody! Get offline now - Solarbabies is on! 5:09 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  9. That Miley Cyrus song has been stuck in my head so long that I'm starting to like it. New earworm, please. 10:25 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  10. I just choreographed an ice-skating routine to Kate Bush's Rocket's Tail. Three words: quadruple fucking axel. 3:49 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  11. I just made a junkie out of @Iron_Fist. Doodle Jump is my drug of choice. 10:12 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  12. @claireofttat it was on both my arms. Not too bad, aside from 30 minutes of intense itching... 3:46 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to claireofttat
  13. @ashbloem I need to buy that DVD! 12:39 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to ashbloem
  14. @hellohahanarf "I have a falsetto child?" 12:39 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to hellohahanarf
  15. @Blogography I've seen overboard more times than any other movie. I'm not ashamed of that. 12:09 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to Blogography
  16. I CANT STOP ITCHING! (that's true, but also my favorite line from Overboard) 11:33 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  17. At allergist awaiting results of prick test. That sounded a lot more fun when I made the appointment. 11:09 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. @snackiepoo no, that just makes you Humpty Hump. Now limp to the left like your leg is broken! 4:01 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to snackiepoo
  19. I can't stop eating! I just moved on to Cream of Wheat. What am I - one of the Little Rascals? 2:03 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  20. The dead baby chicken outside my garage turned out to be a big ball of dryer lint. 6:21 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie