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  1. Don't let old age get you down.... It's too darn har to get back up.
  2. My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot......A.B.
  3. Sanity is a full time job and I think I just got fired.
  4. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  5. Someone just told me they stayed home because it was Friday the 13th. As a avid procrastinator, I'm more afraid of Saturday the 14th....
  6. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
  7. I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikazie pilots wore helmets...
  8. Wisdom comes with age.....unfortunately, it's an option not everyone gets.
  9. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.
  10. I was a vitim of a series of accidents, as we all are.
  11. I was born into this world: I never asked for this.
  12. Serenity to accept the things I can't change, Courage to change the things i can, Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who pissed me off
  13. Don't think of it as being vastly outnumbered, think of it as having a very wide shot selection.
  14. Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
  15. Today, all I have been able to accomplish is to pay the cannibals to eat me last.
  16. Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
  17. If you wait until something is broken to fix it, there may be nothing to fix.
  18. When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  19. That which doesn't kill me, had better be able to run away really fast...
  20. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.