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Don't let old age get you down.... It's too darn har to get back up.
8:21 AM Nov 23rd
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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot......A.B.
8:33 AM Nov 20th
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Sanity is a full time job and I think I just got fired.
9:14 AM Nov 19th
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
8:43 AM Nov 16th
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Someone just told me they stayed home because it was Friday the 13th. As a avid procrastinator, I'm more afraid of Saturday the 14th....
8:52 AM Nov 13th
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
8:27 AM Nov 13th
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I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikazie pilots wore helmets...
8:19 AM Nov 13th
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Wisdom comes with age.....unfortunately, it's an option not everyone gets.
8:57 AM Nov 9th
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.
10:13 AM Nov 8th
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I was a vitim of a series of accidents, as we all are.
1:35 PM Oct 19th
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I was born into this world: I never asked for this.
8:14 AM Oct 14th
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Serenity to accept the things I can't change, Courage to change the things i can, Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who pissed me off
7:09 AM Oct 13th
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Don't think of it as being vastly outnumbered, think of it as having a very wide shot selection.
6:40 AM Oct 8th
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
8:37 AM Oct 7th
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Today, all I have been able to accomplish is to pay the cannibals to eat me last.
12:44 PM Oct 6th
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Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
9:01 AM Oct 5th
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If you wait until something is broken to fix it, there may be nothing to fix.
11:56 AM Oct 1st
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When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
6:30 AM Sep 29th
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That which doesn't kill me, had better be able to run away really fast...
8:10 AM Sep 28th
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7:40 AM Sep 25th
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- Name Gary Morris
- Location Houston
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