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  1. @johnmoe From what I'm hearing about Palin's speech, a better comparison would be a David Lynch film.
  2. Even though I rated "Arrested Development Season one" only 1 star, Netflix thinks I'll give season two 4 1/2 stars.
  3. This might just be the first thing Palin has done to help end corruption in government.
  4. Sarah Palin resigning in order to devote more of her time to taking offense to things.
  5. And by "help," it more means giving advice.
  6. I should get a job in the helping people to get a job industry. That seems to be booming right now.
  7. @Timfastic Good lord those look good.
  8. I feel like I've read the entire Internet.
  9. Will never understand why anyone thinks "How I Met Your Mother" is anything but a third-rate sitcom.
  10. No really, if I took your head off and then had to defend myself in court, that would at least be experience.
  11. If anyone else suggests to me that I should try networking, I will take off their heads in a fashion very similar to LEGO men.
  12. I'm sure happy I'm not any sort of celebrity right now.
  13. @paulapoundstone Whoops?
  14. I always have soda available, so I just don't get this: who the heck is buying soda from pizza places at the prices they charge?
  15. If nothing else, I need a job so that I can escape the cat that keeps stalking me.
  16. Okay economy, the downturn was fun and all, but it's about time you started being good again. You hear me?
  17. On another note, as much as I like him, having Al Franken as my senator is a very odd thing.
  18. I try to have as little presence on Facebook as possible, but someone just posted "Did you say youts?" How do I not respond?!
  19. When you haven't written humorous essays in years, it's very hard to get back in the groove.
  20. Pawlenty to sign election certificate today. #mncontest