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  1. I'm torn between "Oh man, another birthday" and "Yay, birthday, I'm inexplicably still alive!" It's Thanksgiving, so I'll go with gratitude.
  2. @jckiedncki If only one could buy training bras and alcohol at the same store.
  3. Nothing says "Happy birthday, Daddy!" like taking your daughter shopping for her first training bra.
  4. I went to sleep in my apartment last night, but somehow woke up in a TB ward. Weird.
  5. Mark of a successful flying game on the Wii: Julie almost threw up. Warning: she's useless against the Germans.
  6. Pepperidge Farm Cinnamon Swirl bread w/Cinnamon & Brown Sugar Whipped Cream Cheese? Might be the snack that keeps me from snapping one day.
  7. My embargo on drama has been shattered. Kill me, please. I'll give you a dollar.
  8. I am declaring to day a Drama-Free Day. If you're the UPS guy with a box of drama for me, please leave a note and I'll get it later. Maybe.
  9. Schuyler has requested that we watch "War of the Worlds" tonight. Take that, Disney Channel.
  10. @Hellcat13 Thank you! Every now and then, my most egregious personality flaws become strengths.
  11. @BernardGoldberg That was your "sincere apology"? Buried in cheap shots and self-justifications? Why did you even bother? Okay, Bernie.
  12. Followup blog post:"More on @BernardGoldberg" http://www.schuylersmonster...
  13. Taking Schuyler to see her sick friend in the hospital. This is one of those realities I wish she could be spared, you know?
  14. @emjb I wouldn't park my car under a pterodactyl nest. I'm just saying.
  15. @gwentown Schuyler thinks grackles look like dinosaurs. She's got a point.
  16. Blog entry: "A Message for @bernardgoldberg" http://www.schuylersmonster...
  17. @bernardgoldberg Your comments re: liberals and children with disabilities? Shameful and sad. Please politicize your own kids, not ours.
  18. RT @mattshoe: "she has 5 kids, liberals don't have 5 kids. one of them has down's syndrome, liberals certainly don't allow that." - bern ...
  19. There's not a dancer alive with moves as good as mine when I'm in my bare feet and drop a knife in the kitchen. Hot-cha-cha!
  20. One of Schuyler's old classmates is in the hospital, in really bad shape. A conversation with Schuyler that I'm not looking forward to.