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  1. - ting a ling you son of a bitch!
  2. - T minus 1 hour 14 minutes for STS-127, launch of shuttle Endeavour. www.nasa.gov
  3. - had a wonderful time tonight.
  4. - is looking for a cheap and loose-moraled printer of vinyl bumper stickers.
  5. - other people's howling offspring have a tendency to immediately lower my effective sperm count.
  6. - the wily french! Stealing my photos! No wonder the word sabotage was invented by the french!
  7. - gets embarrassed by mistakes made from overlooking t9 mishaps.
  8. - the drill wound scar is showin signs me improvement.
  9. <3's life. . .
  10. - 'i still can't get over how women are shaped, and i will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs.'
  11. -eva braun's only crime was to have allowed a monster to ejaculate in her birth canal. These things happen to the best of women.
  12. - 75 new kodachromes: http://flickr.com/photos/sc...
  13. - ichabod crane.
  14. - mega shark! Giant octopus!
  15. - is 35 years old and actually IS smarter than a 5th grader, so stop treating him like one.
  16. - "Why Are Southerners So Fat?" http://bit.ly/ek4k3
  17. - can someone add another hour to this day so i can sleep a little more?
  18. - the penis song. . . Big big love!
  19. - you have to meet me more than once to meet me sober.
  20. - you all can go to hell; i'm going to ginny's.