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  1. Hey everybody! Time for the cones! No scratchyscratchy.5:48 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. Rum monkeys: @sadabeuk's doing secret Santa again. PM her on the forums if you want in.5:44 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  3. Have you ever obliterated a village?12:36 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  4. @scoticus Did you make mittens out of your minions?12:36 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie in reply to scoticus
  5. A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is taking issue with your healthcare reform figures, frankly.5:03 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  6. Also toothpaste.4:25 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  7. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ): I cannot support this healthcare bill on account of it being made of bees. Bees, you damn fools! Bees!4:18 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  8. Hey, everybody! It's time for Glen Becksercize! Weep yourself thin, the self-righteous indignation way!1:56 PM Oct 15th from web
  9. Gimme some sugar, baby.7:49 AM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  10. @scoticus You, sir, are a nay-sayer.7:46 AM Sep 16th from Tweetie in reply to scoticus
  11. Senor Peeg returns. http://rumandmonkey.com/peeg/8:05 AM Sep 15th from TweetDeck
  12. RT @SadaBeuk: nobody's posted in my R+M Mike vs. Joel thread :( http://bit.ly/tFqFG C'mon MST3K fans8:25 PM Sep 13th from Tweetie
  13. The word of the day is cocklemouth-felchgrout. Spread the word.2:39 AM Sep 12th from Tweetie
  14. Yer maw boosts leadership in a knowledge economy.8:42 AM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  15. Check it out: The NHS! http://bit.ly/WDGBs3:10 AM Aug 26th from web
  16. Considering an anthology of bizarre US political pundit haircuts. See any good ones? Let us know!3:09 PM Aug 24th from Tweetie
  17. Check it out: 10 signs that it's probably time for the apocalypse now ( http://tinyurl.com/lhvlwp )5:26 AM Aug 20th from web
  18. Word for today: paedoaperapist. Try and work it into a sentence, preferably at work.10:18 AM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  19. Stop! Hammer time! Please RT.3:12 AM Jul 31st from web
  20. @helenleigh They are watching. They know.3:12 AM Jul 31st from web in reply to helenleigh
  • Name Rum and Monkey
  • Location London
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  • Bio Don't tell me I'm still on that fecking island.
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