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  1. "This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something." #starwarssex
  2. @BrennaCeDria They just started doing custom skins last week. Pretty sweet though. I wish I didn't already have skins on everything. :)
  3. @biojess This is why you need a good looking business card. #PatrickBateman
  4. @cwknight Dude I am so fucking random it's extreeeeeeme
  5. Lots of memories from college coming up today. I'd tell you youngin's to appreciate the moments, but you wouldn't understand. :)
  6. In sync with my iPhone's shuffle. Alway's a great feeling.
  7. @redsecretagent You need flash. It's not that complicated. I can help you out when I get back to my computer.
  8. LogMeIn has changed the way I use computers.
  9. @biojess They have Long Trail on tap, waitress is cute too. Best bar ever. :)
  10. Any bar that plays Nina Simone is ok by me.
  11. @loofmodnar When I was a kid I could always tell if my dad had a bad day at work; when he got home he immediately started mowing the lawn.
  12. At one time eating alone was anti-social. Once you are on twitter the only time you're anti-social is when your phone's battery is dead.
  13. Post Office Square park, the last of the foliage is still clinging on. http://yfrog.com/73nkcj
  14. When eating alone, waitresses always assume that your are a secret shopper. Order a beer, get carded 100% of the time.
  15. Almost into the city. There needs to be an option in the Urban Spoon app for "microbrews on tap".
  16. @dmmagic And what about the people around you? Isn't a big umbrella akin to saying "F you buddy, this water is your problem now." :)
  17. @dmmagic Question: how do I keep my head dry? Answer: erect a 3x3 foot canopy above me! It just doesn't make sense, wear a jacket w/hood!
  18. @kristin I am notoriously anti-umbrella. It's such an inefficient way to solve a problem. :)
  19. Thinking about taking the train into the city for a late lunch, anyone want to meet up?
  20. RT @pacoallen: The deadliest drugs and how the media covers them http://bit.ly/LFMBm