rubyphoenix
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damn my dad's yellowness, trying to overpower my mom's darkness. you shall not pass
24 minutes ago
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in case you couldn't tell, i was being sarcastic about the light skinned. i'm nice and dark...in my dreams.
25 minutes ago
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i'm blacherscot. black, cherokee and scottish. you can tell i'm scottish because of my light skin and fondness for plaid.
26 minutes ago
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@ hey! @ is a year older than me and i have a finely tuned gaydar. don't lump my people
35 minutes ago
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in reply to charmagnetripp
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Tyra Banks, for example, would chow on some pussy. i don't think she's totally gay though. and not one of those fake bi's either
37 minutes ago
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i'm often accused by the straights of thinking every woman is gay. not true. but a lot of women have tendencies
37 minutes ago
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to be honest though, i could sense Merideth Baxter's gayness for a while. i thought my gaydar was misfiring though.
39 minutes ago
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yeah wtf we've known about Tiger for days! hello gayness! RT @: Wait...Meredith Baxter is gay? And noone is talking about this?
40 minutes ago
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@ I hate to dream about work/school. I feel like I don't rest!
about 2 hours ago
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@ it was so creepy! Why would someone dream about sinbad?!
about 2 hours ago
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She kept ignoring us and never took my order. when I sought her out I got in her face about it and she just laughed. My anger woke me up
about 3 hours ago
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Afterwards my group went to a connected restaurant where katharine wiig was a waitress and she was such a bitch.
about 3 hours ago
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I was with a huge group of people and he outright told us no, he wouldn't operate our tour cart thing
about 3 hours ago
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Another part of the dream was I went to a museum of some kind where Andy Sandberg worked. He was a douche and wouldn't guide us
about 3 hours ago
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The weird part was I'd never met him, he'd just seen me online or something. He asked me out and I got creeped out.
about 3 hours ago
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I had a dream that Sinbad had a huge crush on me. He'd met me briefly when I was 16 and was excited that I was finally 25.
about 3 hours ago
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Woke up for no damn reason. Now that I belong to a gym with a 6am spin class, I should take my ass there. I bet I'll sleep then.
about 5 hours ago
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@ she says 3000 and late
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to tkae225
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@ I'm the same. They're not all white but those scales are hella tipped in their favor right now lol
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to PrettiGirl10
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It's "caublanasian" for caucasian, black, native american and asian
about 16 hours ago
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- Name rubyphoenix
- Location Hartford, CT
- Web http://rubyphoeni...
- Bio writer, foodie, lesbian with a knack for making people laugh, breast connoisseur.
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