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  1. come on Careerbuilder, bring me something good!
  2. I thought Fridays were supposed to be good days?
  3. @mertmij I consider missing out on WalMart the best day EVER!
  4. There's a bunch of messages waiting for you, about a bunch of things, I don't understand.
  5. OMG, Parks and Recreation is pure hilarity!!
  6. I put a post on my FB referencing Festivus and no one got it--and most people thought I was having some sort of breakdown. Sheesh!
  7. Just found out 4yr old told 7yr old what his birthday present is. Super!
  8. RT @capricecrane: A gold PS3 costs 5K. You buy it for yourself when you want to celebrate your assholeness in the assholiest way possible.
  9. Damn-skiing is an expensive commitment. I am not sure I am high enough class to get my kids up on the mountain.
  10. coworker is a health freak and looks down his nose at my junk food. however, he hacks like a smoker all day every day. creepy.
  11. Everclear. Thanks for that flashback, pink Nano. The 90s. Good times.
  12. RT @BorowitzReport: If America focused on rooting out terrorists instead of Tiger's mistresses, we'd have bin Laden by now.
  13. I just had a baked potato for a snack. I'm carb loading for the marathon next October.
  14. I checked urban dictionary...she is right, although for older peeps it has a bit more intense meaning. Did I mention she is 9????
  15. My 9 year old used the term "snog" today and then proceeded to tell me it meant "kissing". She was clearly apalled by my ignorance.
  16. Our power has gone out about 6 times so far this morning. It is really increasing my productivity.
  17. Thanks for using your leaf blower to blow all that ice melt on my car efftard. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
  18. @BrookeSeidl Did you kick them in the junk? Spit on the floor and storm off? You have to make a strong statement in these situations.
  19. This Tiger Woods drama has distracted me from health care reform. Your plot was successful, media monster.
  20. How many Dave Matthews Band T-shirts is considered too many? 3? 4? 10?