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  1. What do you suppose a company named To Die For would make? http://todiefor.biz/ You may be surprised.25 minutes ago from EventBox
  2. "Nah, just kidding. I used a gigantic fake psychic alien squid." #1stdraft #movielinesabout 8 hours ago from EventBox
  3. Calling Poe's law on this one: http://bit.ly/NMOfOabout 8 hours ago from EventBox
  4. Do any manufacturers ship EFI motherboards? #lazytweetabout 8 hours ago from EventBox
  5. "You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! [pause] I plead the Fifth." #1stdraft #movielinesabout 9 hours ago from EventBox
  6. "Take off and nuke the burrito in orbit. It's the only way to be sure it cooks evenly." #1stdraft #movielinesabout 11 hours ago from EventBox
  7. Fuck CNN. Frontpage story: "Psychics see magic in Michael Jackson's life" http://bit.ly/xWFLb REPORT REAL NEWS KTHXBYE (via @neuralclone)about 11 hours ago from EventBox
  8. Why is Ned Ryerson trying to sell me a T-shirt rather than insurance? http://bit.ly/ClTOuabout 12 hours ago from EventBox
  9. "What do you do with a BA in advanced particle physics?" #1stdraft #musicallinesabout 12 hours ago from EventBox
  10. McMansions! - Photo: http://bkite.com/09rHRabout 14 hours ago from Brightkite
  11. @Camittles We all know that it is His noodley appendage which pushes the week forward. Ramen.about 15 hours ago from EventBox in reply to Camittles
  12. RT @cephalopodd "Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel begins to salivate as a conditional reflex to external stimuli."about 15 hours ago from EventBox
  13. @nuclearveasel No prob.about 16 hours ago from EventBox in reply to nuclearveasel
  14. The US should return to the motto E Pluribus Unum. We don't have to differentiate ourselves from the heathen Commies any more.about 23 hours ago from EventBox
  15. Ha! Moonwalking birds! http://bit.ly/7K7TF6:14 PM Jul 9th from EventBox
  16. @nuclearveasel Hey! Be nice to me. I might even take a shower at some point.6:06 PM Jul 9th from EventBox in reply to nuclearveasel
  17. "Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was the fall killed the beast." #1stdraft5:46 PM Jul 9th from EventBox
  18. "Did you see a sign outside my house that says 'Dead African American Storage'?" #1stdraft5:42 PM Jul 9th from EventBox
  19. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like gasoline." #1stdraft5:37 PM Jul 9th from EventBox
  20. "You Maniacs! You stole the Statue of Liberty! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" #1stdraft5:34 PM Jul 9th from EventBox