wait, shouldnt she be suing herself? @parentxperiment @THR 'Toddlers & Tiaras Mom Sues Media For $30 Million For 'Sexualizing' Her Daughter

@ayansmurfer So many! You'll be happy to know we don't plan to contribute to the wedding mayhem anytime soon.

@ayansmurfer Haha, that was just me being an idiot :) But I hope to be there tomorrow, yup! Wedding during the day tho, still not sure.

@ayansmurfer I bought "Bad" (again) recently and have been listening to it a lot. Also, The Weeknd's track "D.D." is an awesome cover.

@perihare Woah, killer! Where'd you find those awesome clocks?

likes Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson on Ping itun.es/iSH92q #iTunes

Also, if you're near my age and grew up without an appreciation for MJ, I'm sorry. You got shafted.

After all that surgery, I guess I always thought that MJ would live forever. I still forget that he didn't. Fortunately his music will.

likes Feel It All Around by Washed Out on Ping itun.es/iSH9gk #iTunes

Colbert’s interview with Maurice Sendak is epic. Epic, I tell you. colbertnation.com/the-colbert-re… #fb

@FunkeeMonk Seriously. Easiest way to waste money is to start fighting someone. Or, like us, start fighting lots of someones.

"Chinese respond to report on Apple's suppliers in China" rpj.me/-db

@farktronix @Kylar And if you throw -H in there, it'll print the file name too (helpful in large trees).

There's something about cooking that makes me feel disproportionately productive.

Where the hell is Jonathan? #30rock

@cappaberra Just batch updates a couple key source files.

Just had an "I can avoid 20 minutes of busy work by spending an hour writing a script" moment. In my defense, it'll be useful in the future.

Jay-Z to Skrillex to Cut Copy to Emancipator. Pure awesome. Well played, iPod shuffle.

@perihare Hell no dude, I'm with you. The instant gratification is easily overwhelmed by the horrible taste. You get what you put into it.