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Message from My Voicemail- "Hey man, how much you'll charge me to come perform at my Grandma's Baby Shower?" 12:40 PM Dec 13th from web
@_sugaHoney I dont like dill pickles. I like sweet pickles, no homo. wait a min, even w/ "no homo" next to that it still reads kinda gay lol 4:29 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to _sugaHoney
Turning 31 is kinda like turning 14. Uneventful. Please mail your Birthday Best Buy GiftCards to PO BOX 3626 Van Nuys, CA 91407. Thank you. 3:38 PM Dec 11th from web
@JRhontee205 negro I aint old.I'm "seasoned" 6:28 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to JRhontee205
@KeithAlberstadt $1.4 Mil. would get him 2 yankees tickets 6:23 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to KeithAlberstadt
shoutout to Crown Plaza housekeeping for playing my Playstation while I was at morning radio. dude still had the stick in his hand. lol 9:26 AM Dec 10th from web
@JRhontee205 you're like my own personal street team!! what I owe you for that? LOL 8:29 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to JRhontee205
@KeithAlberstadt who the hell would put $89 on one metro card? idiot. 6:45 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to KeithAlberstadt
is live online at www.fm99.com click the "Listen Live" on top right hand side of page. 5:48 AM Dec 10th from web
Would like to sip on a smoothie made from Tim Tebow tears. 9:44 PM Dec 5th from web
@LALadyOfLeisure I'm off DJ Hero for now. I'm back on this 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare'. Gotta shoot up some stuff. 3:22 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to LALadyOfLeisure
@drewhastings Yo! I met your Lawyer and a bunch of her rich friends. I wish I had rich friends. LOL 2:10 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to drewhastings
@_sugaHoney LOL you know all balck women luvvvv them some red lobster....back in 1995. LOL Tell him to step his shrimp game up. 2:09 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to _sugaHoney
@_sugaHoney LOL "Side eye of death?" nice. Dont make me get all 'Ninja Assasin' on you. Ya'll fix that bridge yet? 10:45 AM Dec 5th from web in reply to _sugaHoney
is on the Playstation Network right now running some 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' Sign on and get dealt wit!! PSN Name: JimJMcHater 10:09 AM Dec 5th from web
RT @patdixon: Nancy Grace should shut the fuck up. 10:11 PM Dec 3rd from web
@DaniSnider oh I'm sure the Oregon peeps get crazy for the game. Just hard for us down south people to appreciate it :-( good game 2nite 10:01 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to DaniSnider
is watching Oregon v. Oregon St. trying to convince myself that I actually give a damn about west coast football teams. 8:17 PM Dec 3rd from web
If Tiger can cheat on his wife then you CAN'T tell me Tim Tebow aint somewhere swiping a credit card down a stripper's butt cheeks. 9:54 AM Dec 2nd from web
@JRhontee205 LOL dont test my gangsta!! 12:24 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to JRhontee205

Name Roy Wood, Jr.
Location Los Angeles, CA
Web http://www.roywoo...
Bio Comedian. I've been on TV. But you probably recognize me from the grocery store or something