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  1. RT @mnzoo: @mnzoo wants penguins (but we need your support - not $$)! http://bit.ly/8ptxg1
  2. Happy Hanukkah!
  3. I may be in love - RT @irishgirl: It's December in Minnesota. If you live here and complain about snow, I may unfollow you.
  4. RT @FakeAPStylebook: All mentions of Beyonce should be followed by at least three "hominas."
  5. @tessz8 Can I still send you inappropriate text msgs?
  6. LOL RT @ComicTwit: 667 - Neighbor of the beast.
  7. @Tastelikecrazy So true. Especially when they owe you money.
  8. @Alyssa_Milano I am now :)
  9. @amazingamanda I don't believe in tofurkey
  10. Some of best friends are turduckens actually. They cheat at Monopoly though...
  11. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken.
  12. Never trust kangaroos! RT @weirdnews: Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner http://is.gd/521pz
  13. Jealous - RT @wr3n: If I ever had an inkling to be a cougar, the dude I just saw in the foyer would be my target. #swoon
  14. @emilysaysso What is your bang status? Inquiring jackalopes need to know.
  15. RT @Animal_HumaneMN: Adopt a celebrity - all cats in this Payless commercial from AHS's Golden Valley facility - http://bit.ly/ho0yu
  16. @Alyssa_Milano Please wish @Danny_DeVito a happy birthday for me. You famous people all know each other, right?
  17. Hey, it's @Danny_DeVito's birthday!! I love that guy. We're about the same height.
  18. @tessz8 Isn't that how you two met? *blinks innocently*
  19. @sloped One can be both fluffy AND evil. Take @mulletlikeme for instance...
  20. @sloped @devilishdelish The same can be said for jackalopes. Watch your backs.