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  1. There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation 6:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  2. A little ambiguity never hurt anyone. 6:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years 5:50 PM Nov 19th from web
  4. A good scapegoat is hard to find. 5:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. A free agent is anything but. 5:30 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. A donkey is a horse designed by a study team. 5:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. A fool and his money are soon elected. 5:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. A fool and his money stabilize the economy. 5:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. 4:50 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. 4:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. 4:30 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. 4:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer. 4:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. 4:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9 3:50 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. A: There's white-out on the screen. 3:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? 3:30 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 3:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 3:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. A: Artificial intelligence. 3:00 PM Nov 19th from web